Inchpunch

43786 pts · September 1, 2013


Sleepovers are the cats pajamas, especially when I wear my cat pajamas.

You gotta stagger ultra balls and poke balls, because poke balls have a bullshit factor that hits sometimes

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone just forgetting about the Fiat Multipla here.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

He typed that out, read it, and thought ‘Ah yes, perfect. This needs to be posted and will never backfire. I’m a genius.’ Wild.

4 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

In England and Wales in 2001 'Jedi' ranked as the fourth most popular religion.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Put your hand in a crack and you don't get it back that's a moray

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He found out that everything humanity does is merely a distraction so we don’t have to deal with the terror of inexorable death

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Power mad cops like the ‘I am the law’ line but don’t know in the Judge Dredd universe corrupt judges get the harshest possible sentence

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He looks like an Oblivion character with vampirism.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if there’s a clear stat increase of text+driving accidents after the age of ultra instinct texting ended

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This guy running d-day all skulls on

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No these are Father Lanky Limbs, the Cornish variant. Themselves distinct from the long-leggit mack daddies of southern Georgia.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Look at this hungry gasp. Every time I do it makes me laugh.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The feeling of momentum arrest on all your thoracic organs still feels fucking disgusting though

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

HOT HOT JAM

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s what she said

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://petakillsanimals.com just one link to be succinct but you can follow leads to sources. Can’t believe you needed your hand held ffs

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

PETA seem to be trying really hard to carve out that reputation for themselves

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It also slows time,as tested by a satellite sending a radio signal to earth skimming by the sun. It took slightly longer than it should have

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don Bluth and only Don Bluth.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The dojo founded in his name in Ōhara has some beautiful architecture designed to look like a kabuto helmet

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Phase 2 happens when you start sharing. The clock is ticking to get both the best pieces and the most pieces.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s a rage comic, part of a secret 2008 government project to outsource all memes to special ed programmes

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

31. I’m juggling a hard job with university and some days I just need a few hours to dig holes and build shit to calming music.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is known that if the world ‘romp’ isn’t used at least 500 times per day the universe collapses. The Sun shoulders that burden.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Things that definitely happened. Headache inducing grammar. Casual racism. All of this can get fucked.

5 years ago | Likes 485 Dislikes 22

We need to start being buried in barrows with shrek merchandise for the next life. Donkeh comb. Farquaad utensils. Shrek lunar calendar etc

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s literally exactly what the fuck I said with different words yet I’m downvoted and you’re not

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Actually in England you pay for prescriptions. For insulin it’s only free if you’re under 60 and have a medical exemption certificate.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Jamiroquai stop, we can talk about this!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Life alert

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1