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#lol #democracy
Jan 6, 2021 10:22 AM
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#lol #democracy
MrBoh
Move Mitch, get out the way!
rabbitron
move Mitch, get out the way
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
gobbin
scarabrae
Back to the superminority you go.
jmomin
I apologise for this ........Bi den ?
markthomasc31415
He'll still be there but now he doesn't have to do anything. He probably thinks he can still slip amendments into bills
tmyha4
You said "Mitch" tho, right?
ordinaryscum
https://i.imgur.com/IxcxW
confanity
Mitch is still there; he just won't have as much power to block the Democrats from actually helping people.
KleptoKea
If Mitch is out, then it's a step. You Americans have a LOT of work to claw your society back out of the shitheap it slipped into.
parkerh17
Not to mention working towards the advancements made in the rest of the developed world the last 70 yrs while we trusted "trickle down"
bacter
I can't believe that telling your base not to vote because the elections were corrupt didn't work.
PlayingNiceForOnce
More like Mye Bitch.
Eucrow
Damn, John is looking good.
JSWhateva
Thank you Georgia
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drfranny
Can you say Minority Leader?
gunnsgalore
Move Mitch, get out the way
tgwil3
Oh no, your times out, merica gon knock yo, LIGHTS OUT, get the FUCK back
bks2000
Too close for comfort, but what a great way to start the new year!
Thorpington
lol whos the minority now?
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
MagicalUnicornsareamazing
I love this
QuetzalcoatI
Did he really lose his power?
copingcabana
I gave that Mitch a boot. Mitched hate boots.
SquarePeg69
Now that GA is sending two democratic senators to DC, suck it up Moscow Mitch... your place is history is not pretty.
PanicAtTheCostco
Is this a real pic? Lol
elgalileo
I'll celebrate when the newest senators are sworn in and Trump out of the White House, and not a second before
OuchMouse
I feel you. Shit is tense right now. I feel like I can’t exhale until Jan 20.
967Evil
Who is the Guy in the blue Tshirt ? The OP ?
Jojowmojo
Just the most levelheaded guy EVER!
personalspaceinvaderspiff
jon stewart. https://www.rollcall.com/2019/07/23/photo-of-the-day-stewart-smiles-at-mcconnell/
cyberstormtrooper
That is my hero Jon Stewart!
967Evil
He's gone Way way Gray ! Didn't recognize him .
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
+1 For Stewart. My lord I miss his show.
Silkyninja1
Busy playing with his goats and frustrating McConnell
Truckin
I really like Trevor Noah's stand up and interviews but the Daily Show doesn't do it for me anymore. It feels to canny to me.
CaptRandom1290
Similarly, I really miss the Colbert Report and don't really like his current show. The Colbert caricature was a national treasure.
metalrulercid
I hear you. Trevor Noah is OK, but he's not fit to tie Stewart's laces.
VikingsAreNinjaPirates
I like Trevor Noah, but he's too genial for the material. Jon's snarky exasperation and erudite rage are missing.
nevinera
That is a man who gets properly outraged about stuff, and communicates why clearly and rationally. We need more of those in the media.
BettyWhiteSupremacist
Followed by Colbert with outrageous Republican satire, it was the perfect mashup.
cheezeBurrger
New show soon. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/27/business/media/jon-stewart-apple-tv.html
Truckin
Ahhh apple TV aarg. Someone torrent it for me pls!
magicrhombus
Just in time for the giant turd asteroid to pass us by. Sort of unfortunate timing.
Silverwingedfluff
That massive hurdle has been lept. Now for the next one: Making sure we can get shit done.
Tomkat53
Yea, like destroying the country via socialist policies, infringing on freedoms, etc.
IdiotSavantTinker
ChaoticMarin
Oh shut up. You people hate 60% of your own countrymen so much you tried to overthrow democracy.
Tomkat53
Oh yea, don't forget RAISING TAXES.
TheActualDonKnotts
Drinking that much Kool-Aid is bad for your teeth friend.
Barndog211
You say it like it's the end of the world. Even if I were to experience a tax hike, I'd be much happier knowing it's going towards policies-
Barndog211
I support. America's been falling behind the rest of the world for a while now in regards to healthcare, education, and personal freedoms-
Barndog211
So if I can pitch in to help develop the support network this country has been starved of for so long, it's worth it.
hotstuffburns
Do you make 175k+ a year? If not you won’t be affected. If so, you are more well off than 90% of the country still.
Tomkat53
"Do you make 175k+ a year?" No, I don't. "If not you won’t be affected." You're pretty naive if you believe that.
hotstuffburns
You really shouldn’t believe everything a failed reality tv host says.
parkerh17
Infringing on freedoms lol, from the party that has been casually floating overturning gay marriage va the party that passed weed decrim...
parkerh17
Vs*
TheCuriousQueen
Trump implemented a tax policy where hikes start in 2021. Try again. Also, please point me in a direction that shows this country isn't /
TheCuriousQueen
Already destroyed. "Socialist" policies, really? Making sure that people have the minimum to survive at the expense of the amount of money/
TheCuriousQueen
Billionaires wipe their ass with - that would be paid through tax hikes on them... If you're talking about healthcare for all, a republican/
cenataur
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CaptainPawfulFox
Aww, that was in 2014. I wish it just happened in January 2021.
bertstantin
Someone got flayed for this
imgurianitarian
it’s probably because he can’t walk on hallowed ground. Or he has the same shoes as trump
TheJonSnowShow
Hahahahahahahahahahhaha
mebot
It really looked like he was setting up for a handstand or a flip there for a second
ChonkyChungus69
#TEAMBITCH
jayman0123
I don't give a fuck about your mitch. I could watch Mitch fall down all day long.
W4RG4ZM
That isn't nice, even though we don't like him doesn't me..HAHA I KID! FUCK THAT ASSHOLE! EVEN GRAVITY HATES HIM.
pandaSloppy
His “wife” seemed least bothered . That marriage has more scams than this fingers
abidikgubidik
oh, damn, that does look like his wife. She looks annoyed about him embarrassing her
ThisIsYourLifeNow
The dude behind him looks like he reaching after his gun. Like, Mitch would be a horse "ok, is he injured? Should I shoot him now?"
marteney1
Ope, he broke his leg, better just shoot him now.
bmrolfLord
Never noticed that but yeah he’s on the holster lmao
ForTheDumps
I've had nights like that where my legs stored working.
andyskeels
*cat
Durry
Hehe, sick reference
andyskeels
betteegirl
Thank god he didn’t land on his back
christacular
misspickers
I mean... what did he even trip over? And the arms... the windmilling arms... Christ on a bike...
Conqueeftadore
Alright, there it is. Best comment of the day. Nice work bettee
betteegirl
?
cominginhot
informercial? what is he selling?
abidikgubidik
There has got to be a better way
OnkelRuckuz
His soul?
babuachu2
CHOCOLATE, MA. CHOCOLATE!
Inchpunch
Life alert
mephiston
Did mitch get kicked out?
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
Nah but the turtle got his beak kicked in yesterday
LawmanLata
If I we've counted these unhatched eggs right, he'll lose his majority in the senate.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
SteerpikeSteerpike
IIRC, this shot is from when Stewart won a debate getting aid for 9-11 fire fighters that Mitch was, of course, blocking.
Vergenbuurg
"They did their job. NOW DO YOURS." When Stewart gets impassioned, he is a marvel to watch.
SunAnvil
It is.
DarthVadersBigBluePenguin
No. Both dems may win. Meaning he sits and watches his legacy burn. As a former republican (Bush era, FUCK YOU!)¹
maststick
But I thought his legacy was a bag of dogs hit on fire on your doorstep?
THESEareATTACKeyebrowsYOUcouldOPENbottleTOPSwithTHESE
This, I like this
DarthVadersBigBluePenguin
I feel the need to clarify my stance. Look at Roosevelt. Look the Rough riders he lead...that is my politics. Yes, I get guns, but if²
DarthVadersBigBluePenguin
What you or I am doing doesn't interfere with the other's liberty piss off. Especially this corporation B.S.
TaaTZoNe
I wish
glovelyday
You can do more than wish, hours can hope. Majority leaders who lose their majority can't do much but complain, step down, or get the boot.
glovelyday
*you can
wiltsjunk
He was already voted as gop leader in the senate. Whether it's majority or minority changes... he will essentially be swapping w/ Schumer
glovelyday
So all he will do is complain. He's damaged goods.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
No, just made into a minority. So I guess, he'll hate himself now?
ProudAussie
Wait, don't the GOP hate minorities?
hotfezz
There's going to be sudden empathy.
Op19
And silly pleas like: Just give it an up or down vote, that's what i would have done...
worldwarzero
"now is the time for bipartisanship"
LompHoofd
lmao!
ButterySausage
Hahahaha omg this is great
sh3nhu
And don't forget the deficit!
glovelyday
He will soon no longer be majority leader. Whether he gets the boot is up to the GOP Senators, but I'd guess he will.
mephiston
woo!
ratboy1896
I’m sure he will get voted as minority leader
snortingcocainoffwarmpuppiestummies
Cunts, as an Aussie this makes me excited
bourbonist
He just got reelected to another term
glovelyday
Without the majority hes just another senator, not setting the agenda.
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
We can wish in one hand and shit in the other
Malkozaine
Might be a silly question.....but why would he get the boot?
somepoorjerk
He will no longer be the majority whip because the dems now have a majority in the senate. He no longer is in that position of power.
BloodyAngel
How do dems have majority if it's 50/50 split? I don't get it
Xendrash
because they know the public is angry and they want a scapegoat, they are more than willing to sacrifice him and others to save their skin.
Malkozaine
Makes sense.....though if they kick him out.....would that allow the governor of Kentucky to seat a Democrat temporarily?
sh3nhu
I don't think they mean kick him out of the senate. He simply would no longer be the Republican senate leader.
Skolvikes5
I can't see him getting the boot, but he will be the minority leader not majority. Important to note that it's split 50/50 so not a real 1/2
TheAngryMarineBiologist
I can definitely see him getting the boot at this point. Like when Trump was no longer convenient the other Republicans are gonna be 1/?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Circling him like sharks smelling blood, selling themselves as having 'changed' now that he's gone. 2/2
ServiusTulius
yeah but with harris as the tiebreaking vote is sure is more democratic
Skolvikes5
Yea but how Manchin is a republican that is disguised as a dem. He backed trump, Barrett etc. He's the real power man now
IsendDickPicsIfYouAskNicely
He has a 18% approval rating in Kentucky right before the election. If there's fraud there it is
junkgoof
I guess the wrong lizard ran against him.
Skolvikes5
Majority. All he needs to do is flip 1 dem
glovelyday
Kamala has the hammer in a tie. You'll see another offices, that the GOP will lose. Every. Single. Time.
antleroid
good fucking luck to him. 8 years of obstructionism won't get him many favours.
upfr0mhere
I'm sure they'll be lining up to flip after a decade of their bills not even being timetabled for discussion
ibrokemyselflmao
You forgot the /s though I'd hope the majority of us understood the implied sarcasm
Skolvikes5
Joe Manchin. It only takes one https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election-2020/what-happens-if-senate-tied-b1783008.html