InClosing

13379 pts · August 24, 2014


Additional shout-outs to the new colony of Beaver Creek. It is suspected that a human may have infiltrated their citizenry. Secret beaver police investigations are ongoing.

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a moment where it sounds like Bach's about to launch into the intro to Thunderstruck.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A credit to dementia.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll allow it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So much seed.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Online porn addiction is the cause of godlessness.

*Atheists prior to the Internet: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯*

1 month ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

Could he possibly send that hospital ship to America?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I literally can't imagine anyone stopping you.

1 month ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

... I should call her.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is smart. Try to catch him before he gets jaded and runs out of that nice energy.

2 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

DIY circumcision kit. Smart financial move in this economy.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hitler's AIM username.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And we've had his mom.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An AK (All Kum) is intended for jizz. Otherwise, it wouldn't be so sexy.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Come on, we're all adults. We all have AKs here.

2 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Happy Toyotathon to you as well!

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This IP is begging for a revival.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Over the Road. Under the Road. Who knows?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's OP.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We would complain and scream, our two favorite hobbies, before quietly admitting that the new system is better. I'm pro-Kelvin.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Confirmed, Doom runs on everything.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who's Line Was That, Anyway?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Closing time...

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's a loser, baby.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Croissants and cancer? In this economy?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From sad-with-straight to faceless-with-wavy. Hell of a ride.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would easily rather have a nude than a gov't ID.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2