ImSorryFriend

23771 pts · October 20, 2015


I seem to clarify this fairly often, but masturbation doesn't mean self-pleasure. It means hand-based pleasure. If I stroke you off, that's masturbation. If you get off by riding your exercise bike with a dildo attached to the seat, that's not masturbation. If your toys are hand-powered, that's still probably considered masturbation, but that's about as far as you can stretch it before you're misusing the term. In case I was not clear enough, I'm a pedantic wanker.

He wasn't a total bumbling idiot. Some of that is from his former staff guarding their own legacies whilst trading info to the US post-war.

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unless?

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When I had my CD wallet stolen back in ~2003 I subsequently found my mix CD scratched to shit and thrown in a shrub a block away.

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I'm already masturbating, what do I need the google for?

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You just made my day. I love you

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I was not ready. I was not ready

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Imagine buying full price food DLCs that don't even add extra content

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Inferring is to perceive the implicit. Conveying an implicit is implying.

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It wouldn't be a template then

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Or maybe since 1948... I'm no expert on when the convention changed vs standards changed or whathaveyou.

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That works only for the old Celsius definition, with freezing at 0° and boiling at 100°; since 1954 this is very very slightly incorrect.

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Personally, I'm a fan of the ol' canola.

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It is way easy to get enough fat in your diet from vegetables. Nuts and seeds have lots of oil.

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Probably, if you want to get pedantic, because bird locomotion generally skews away from flight.

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That's easy. I don't have romance with myself

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EE isn't a trade here, it's a profession. Electrician is a trade.

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Wait what kind of folks are being called electrical engineers without engineering degrees? That's not even legal where I live.

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Bold words from someone typing into those very magic lightning crystals, friend.

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Aw fuck closed intervals, half-open intervals make bucket chains without unhandled edge cases

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I'll never forget the trauma of breaking a tooth open biting down on hard foreign matter in the midst of food.

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Pasta doesn't really cook proportionate to the temperature, it just requires a minimum temperature to undergo the process.

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I don't think you count as a bear unless you're a hair bear, do you?

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If small business is so fragile that's not the poor's fault, and it's fucked up to imply they shouldn't serve their interests because of it.

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If that was your point from the start you should have just said so instead of starting blaming me for childhood memories, ya twat

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You seem to be mistaken about who cooked my meals when I was a young child?

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I grew up eating it. The only good thing about it is the nostalgia.

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Hmm, an interesting bargain. How many lewds do you demand for one cake?

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Huh. Warships also have reverse countershading. Bottom = deep red, top = haze grey. Warships = predators?

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