2641 pts ยท May 9, 2017
Heya sucka
I already said it was a shitty joke. Your nerves are so exposed it's like Ramsay Bolton flayed you. I'm humoring you for the lolz man.
Don't quit your day job to become a Private investigator cause your guessing game is pretty shitty.
And you talk to me about deep seated issues. Jesus Christ dude shut the fuck up.
You call me angry and miserable because you're really the one who's angry and miserable. Makes you feel better that I feel worse than you?
You absolute madman
Well if you take it at face value instead of seeing as a joke, it's your problem, you dumb fuck.
You mean your cat with a lion's face? Yes there's love for him.
That's how you harvest cat venom but yours seem to have run out. Dehydration often do this. Just give him mouse blood he'll be just fine.
Hippos let this happen because the birds that would do this normally aren't... available. They have bird meetings to attend to.
Your peanut looks like a dog. Crazy how nature do dat.
It's a meteorite falling on the bed while the sportscar with no wheels head straight for the moose TV set with a guy air guitaring a fish.
Same thing happened to me. The exact same scenario. Down to the psycho army speeches and FB quotes and asking to live with me. 2real4me
Burst out in laughter. Thank god I was alone.
Is that guy the dad who answered the ad? Cause man if it is, he completely nailed it.
BumbleBus Beeboat.
Your mystical moon ocean would be a barren wasteland without the god-like power of my dick, you self-inflated cunt.
I guess I whoud eat something then. Dunno why I waited so long...
#12 When you say they show affection you mean that cat's who's trying to eat his owner face?
If I had twitter by the time I was in school I would've been in literal heaven all the time. I envy you so much ...
You take a picture and tweet Gordon Ramsay. Include the name of your school and bide your time til shitpocalypse sets in. I fkin would...
This is the only reason why I put that horrible plastic padding on my stairs.
Doesn't matter, they're on the menu now stfu - Local politician, probably.
Count on me to smash that thing into oblivion and propel that goo in the ISS space windows.
You grew hair like that's something special. Good job kicking cancer's ass though, that's pretty badass.
It's like they removed the warning labels on crime. The problem is sorting itself out. Darwin strikes again.
Some people (me included) don't have the patience for this. If I had a kid, I'd be angry all the time and I value what's left of my sanity.
If you reverse it it's really a Jedi master pulling a Dagobah on this car.
Praising it like it's the sun.
Always poke it with your nails when you slice meat (or anything, actually). Don't ruin the dish with your blood.
I already said it was a shitty joke. Your nerves are so exposed it's like Ramsay Bolton flayed you. I'm humoring you for the lolz man.
Don't quit your day job to become a Private investigator cause your guessing game is pretty shitty.
And you talk to me about deep seated issues. Jesus Christ dude shut the fuck up.
You call me angry and miserable because you're really the one who's angry and miserable. Makes you feel better that I feel worse than you?
You absolute madman
Well if you take it at face value instead of seeing as a joke, it's your problem, you dumb fuck.
You mean your cat with a lion's face? Yes there's love for him.
That's how you harvest cat venom but yours seem to have run out. Dehydration often do this. Just give him mouse blood he'll be just fine.
Hippos let this happen because the birds that would do this normally aren't... available. They have bird meetings to attend to.
Your peanut looks like a dog. Crazy how nature do dat.
It's a meteorite falling on the bed while the sportscar with no wheels head straight for the moose TV set with a guy air guitaring a fish.
Same thing happened to me. The exact same scenario. Down to the psycho army speeches and FB quotes and asking to live with me. 2real4me
Burst out in laughter. Thank god I was alone.
Is that guy the dad who answered the ad? Cause man if it is, he completely nailed it.
BumbleBus Beeboat.
Your mystical moon ocean would be a barren wasteland without the god-like power of my dick, you self-inflated cunt.
I guess I whoud eat something then. Dunno why I waited so long...
#12 When you say they show affection you mean that cat's who's trying to eat his owner face?
If I had twitter by the time I was in school I would've been in literal heaven all the time. I envy you so much ...
You take a picture and tweet Gordon Ramsay. Include the name of your school and bide your time til shitpocalypse sets in. I fkin would...
This is the only reason why I put that horrible plastic padding on my stairs.
Doesn't matter, they're on the menu now stfu - Local politician, probably.
Count on me to smash that thing into oblivion and propel that goo in the ISS space windows.
You grew hair like that's something special. Good job kicking cancer's ass though, that's pretty badass.
It's like they removed the warning labels on crime. The problem is sorting itself out. Darwin strikes again.
Some people (me included) don't have the patience for this. If I had a kid, I'd be angry all the time and I value what's left of my sanity.
If you reverse it it's really a Jedi master pulling a Dagobah on this car.
Praising it like it's the sun.
Always poke it with your nails when you slice meat (or anything, actually). Don't ruin the dish with your blood.