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2641 pts ยท May 9, 2017


Heya sucka

I already said it was a shitty joke. Your nerves are so exposed it's like Ramsay Bolton flayed you. I'm humoring you for the lolz man.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Don't quit your day job to become a Private investigator cause your guessing game is pretty shitty.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

And you talk to me about deep seated issues. Jesus Christ dude shut the fuck up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

You call me angry and miserable because you're really the one who's angry and miserable. Makes you feel better that I feel worse than you?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

You absolute madman

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well if you take it at face value instead of seeing as a joke, it's your problem, you dumb fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

You mean your cat with a lion's face? Yes there's love for him.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how you harvest cat venom but yours seem to have run out. Dehydration often do this. Just give him mouse blood he'll be just fine.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hippos let this happen because the birds that would do this normally aren't... available. They have bird meetings to attend to.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Your peanut looks like a dog. Crazy how nature do dat.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a meteorite falling on the bed while the sportscar with no wheels head straight for the moose TV set with a guy air guitaring a fish.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same thing happened to me. The exact same scenario. Down to the psycho army speeches and FB quotes and asking to live with me. 2real4me

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Burst out in laughter. Thank god I was alone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that guy the dad who answered the ad? Cause man if it is, he completely nailed it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BumbleBus Beeboat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your mystical moon ocean would be a barren wasteland without the god-like power of my dick, you self-inflated cunt.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 12

I guess I whoud eat something then. Dunno why I waited so long...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 When you say they show affection you mean that cat's who's trying to eat his owner face?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

If I had twitter by the time I was in school I would've been in literal heaven all the time. I envy you so much ...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You take a picture and tweet Gordon Ramsay. Include the name of your school and bide your time til shitpocalypse sets in. I fkin would...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is the only reason why I put that horrible plastic padding on my stairs.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter, they're on the menu now stfu - Local politician, probably.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Count on me to smash that thing into oblivion and propel that goo in the ISS space windows.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You grew hair like that's something special. Good job kicking cancer's ass though, that's pretty badass.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like they removed the warning labels on crime. The problem is sorting itself out. Darwin strikes again.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people (me included) don't have the patience for this. If I had a kid, I'd be angry all the time and I value what's left of my sanity.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 6

If you reverse it it's really a Jedi master pulling a Dagobah on this car.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Praising it like it's the sun.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always poke it with your nails when you slice meat (or anything, actually). Don't ruin the dish with your blood.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0