ImNotBrian

1153 pts ยท June 21, 2016


9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honest question: why can't I see this kind of detail if I just look at someone's eyes up close?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The 4 at the bottom move.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's no brake on a Jet Ski. And you can't turn unless you're giving it gas.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My butt clenched so hard. Now I can't poop.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always wondered if they call summer in the southern hemisphere 'summer' but it's cold and what we would call 'winter'. They don't.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

People made fun of me for how I said fungi.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey I live in Ontario!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, I sometimes have to do this, because there is no space in front of anyone else. However I do signal and give a thank you wave

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking hated that series when I was a kid. I read more of the books hoping it would be redeemed, but that just made me hate it more.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Funnny story: I once saw a mascot almost fall down an escalator because they couldn't look down and see where the steps were.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wasn't a terrorist was he? Just a pirate.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

You're face is a lot thinner!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last one the woman had a knife, and actually landed on it when she was tackled. Stabbed herself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I walk by #1 every day. Toronto, Front St just west of Church St.

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I love how everyone just claps as if it's a great strategy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always assumed it was more like someone who doesn't know what to say. "Well...then..that's cool"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Then*

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A skyscraper must have stories, for the CN Tower, there is really only several floors the elevator will take you to.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We will prevail.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While we're at it, let's try to signal before we start to turn.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It took my a few minutes to realize those are their tongues and not horns they had surgically placed on their chins.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The title made me think, "Neat, but where's the oldest dead wombat?" I'm tired.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol Paul McCartney is wearing a John Lennon shirt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This made my back hurt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for "Electric Boogaloo"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We judge ourselves on our intentions, and others on their actions.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

God bless Cathy.

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