IfLeftUntreated

1322 pts ยท April 27, 2016


I podcast. I have a natural aptitude for mediocrity. Incidentally mammalian.

Check again. The apostrophe denotes ownership or a contraction, not the plural form of a word. It's a rule.

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Become a cunning linguist. Get chicks hooked on your tongue game and you can slide by with a micro-wang.

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I agree with the premise, but using "girl" to insult a boy is bullshit. Girls/women are just as tough as boys/men, often more so.

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Can confirm.

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...and I get shit from trolls about not being topical because I posted something a week old. Smfh.

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Definitely a Trump supporter. Libs/Progs don't think of the US President as being a ruler. That's OP's authoritarian mindset showing.

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Thanks for the heads up on the statute of limitations for me finding something funny. I'll try not to let it happen again.

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They can move?!

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Finally! We get a look at the casting for the new Looney Toons Cinematic Universe. Bugs, not so good.

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This reply deserves more upvotes. Bravo, OP.

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Married a week before I turned 20. For the low price of 21 years I got 3 rad kids and a great wife/best friend. Advice usually needs salt.

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Need to send these guys over to take care of that stupid parrot.

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Is your username a percussion ref?

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'Imajica' and 'The Great and Secret Show' by Clive Barker, 'The Colour of Magic' by Terry Pratchett, 'American Gods' by Neil Gaiman. Enjoy!

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Nah, the bags are super thin plastic and melt easily, nomex gloves just get melted plastic coating.

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Also, go tell the chief you need a box of reticles and a left-handed pack hammer.

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Holy shit, they still pull those gags?! I was a tank driver in the 90s. Tell FNG to get an "exhaust sample" in a bag. Start tank, melts bag.

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