IceWeaselX

189968 pts ยท August 29, 2014


For lengthy replies, I've been using this to enumerate: http://www.patrickheney.com/text-splitter/ (by https://imgur.com/user/ImgurIsOutOfUsernames)

I used to do that with Hi-C and a fork. Then one day I accidentally stabbed through the side of the box into my palm.

Nowadays I just freeze a full plastic tumbler and use a long spoon.

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I always get nervous whenever something is scheduled on April Fool's Day. Flew across the country to meet a girl on that date. Another year, I drove an hour to meet a girl for her birthday in another city (birthday was during the week, so the weekend was for drunken antics).

Both times I sweated my ass off, thinking of the possibility of being blown off as a prank. Neither one did, thankfully.

If I'd won tickets from a radio show to something on April 1st, I'd immediately ask for proof.

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#11 Pffft. Some of those PWOs *are* laxatives. There's a reason people used to call SuperPump 250 "SuperDump TooShitty" instead. That line of PWOs is effective, but a lot of people had to cut their workouts short to hit the shitter.

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TBF, Elm Street is one of the most common street names in America. That's the perfect name to make as much of the audience feel an uneasy connection to the story as possible.

Similarly, Crystal Lake is a pretty common name for small lakes.

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If the only viable voting options are the party that almost unanimously voted poorly or the party that had 25% voting conscientiously, it's still clear which is closer to good.

Make the Republican party collapse. Clean house in the Democrat party. Get a better one going.

Ideally, get Ranked Choice Voting implemented. But for now, Blue No Matter Who.

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https://what-if.xkcd.com/29/ Yay water!

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her*

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Smeared with tomalley?

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The thumbnail made me think this was a line of can-can dancers bent away from the audience.

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I just used the URL in the image you posted, which I recognized as Mr. Richard of Astley's magnum opus ๐Ÿ˜

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Adding onto @rezurok's explanation: A youtu.be link has the identifier built into the URL without a separate parameter. A standard youtube.com link requires the parameter to identify the video. The two following URLs both lead to the same video. The second one uses a v (vide">a v (">o. The second one uses a v (video) parameter.
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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What even is her stance on this? She pushes for the federal government to do horrible things to people. Now she's claiming that someone she is complaining about must be a federal agent.

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He produces wrestling themed fetish videos. I think the brand with his name on it is non-explicit, but he does produce more explicit stuff.

AFAIK he's focused on the safety of everyone involved, which is a hell of a lot more than the people who look down on sex workers can say.

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Giant's logo also looks wrong.

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His solution seems rather hard.

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It was stolen from this *old* comic. The guy who posted it on facebook even admitted he straight stole it.

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The head of the US Department of Health and Human Services stated that he snorted cocaine off toilet seats, so he's not afraid of germs.

So... yeah. There are definitely people this gross.

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Earlier than PS1 era. They have 1980s era games in official PC releases. Rockman/Mega Man, for instance.

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#4 Reportedly, Pixar was not part of Industrial Light & Magic, but a separate division of LucasFilm.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_Light_%26_Magic#History

"Catmull and others accepted Lucas' job offer, and a new computer division at Lucasfilm, named The Graphics Group, was created in 1979, which technically belonged to another division than ILM... The Graphics Group was later sold to Steve Jobs, renamed Pixar Animation Studios, and created the first CGI-animated feature, Toy Story."

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That's probably not the deterrent you'd want it to be...
"Oh, we can't arrest him? Long range consequences then."

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The Red Queen was unnecessarily sadistic about the initial killings. That elevator scene fucked with me.

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"...touch-sensitive mechanism..."
WTF is that bullshit claim? The contactless EMV standard is NFC. Nothing about it is activated by touch-sensitivity. It's proximity. "Tap to pay" instructions are just to ensure people get the cards close enough to the scanner to function.

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Secret of the Ooze was my favorite TMNT movie for reasons.

Paige Turco is reasons.

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Best title in the series is still:

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Correct. Little John was a brown bear. Baloo was a sloth bear. In one of Disney's crossover cartoons, they've been on screen together multiple times.

They shared a voice actor and some reused animations.

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Reminder: Just piss in a bottle beforehand and pour it out. Don't risk public indecent exposure charges. They tend to be worse than vandalism charges.

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Not quite. Their version covers the entire span of time from the original song's release to the 2020s.

I'm talking about *just* Trump's presidency.

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