ICantReadCursive

100 pts · May 16, 2012


I’ll be wearing an open back gown to next local school board mtg, asking which school board member will be participating in my pelvic exam.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

…not for south paws.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Accidentally had dinner with them once. Nice guys.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

closing costs, you can’t buy a house that needs repairs. It’s a reno loan or straight cash. RE agents getting 6% for doing what u can = joke

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Conventional financing caps holdbacks for repairs at 10% of value. If you don’t have the money to put up that $ on top of downpayment + 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flippers buy houses that wouldn’t pass financing standards. Fixing/selling helps provide inventory for FTHBs. Realtors hurt prices the most.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This podcast is great. And I hate podcasts.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Until we abort bible thumping Republicans back to the 18th ring of hell from which they came.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let’s just all agree to not fuck a Republican and see where this goes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the garage.... I feel safe....

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The title is the real gold of this post.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When it is void of dairy.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s sherbet, not sherbert. I, too, was devastated to learn it.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She’s just mad because there are prettier trans chicks than her.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I feel robbed of a Blades of Glory scissor ending.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The longer we all delay calling him Turd Cruz for eternity, the less time we have left to enjoy it.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Adam’s apple is a killer add.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Purchasing a home now is starting upside down. Avoid it if possible. Real Estate taxes won’t adjust back down when the crash hits either.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Douchebag patterned baldness

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Is this blackmail or insider info about nefarious plans?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the hell confuses a muffin and a cupcake?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t care how bad they are or how dumb the ownership is...don’t talk shit on the Buccos. LGB.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There is no Y’all/Ya’ll, only Yinz.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what we meant when we yelled, “You’re a fucking idiot with your dummy anti-mask arguments.” This is way more articulate.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is my dream job.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

USA: picks a symbol who wasn’t born there to represent them in a costume not manufactured there. +1 for accurate rep.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 ourselves to grow up and figure it out.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1: Can someone tell me how long until we are all just the same color? Because this racism shit is for the birds and we can’t bring 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0