HumanCapybara

31471 pts · January 22, 2013


The only comments I get a lot of upvotes on are comments that are so completely banal and uninteresting that I think people just take pity on me.

I’d be pretty ok with any Knuckles explanation as long as I get to continue hearing Idris Elba’s voice

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Fuck Chuck Norris

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

“I voted for Trump.”

6 days ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Yeah I’m purposely not looking. Dude is an incredible artist with no real controversy except pissing off people in power. He can keep his anonymity.

1 week ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

#27 What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is some weak ass language being used in the article. “May be”. “Would be”. Shut the fuck up. Nazi fucks killed children. School age kids. If you don’t condemn that with your entire chest, you’re carrying water for Nazis.

3 weeks ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 3

Death Eaters were wizard Nazis who lost to a bunch of high school kids and house spouses. There is literally nothing cool about them.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He’s run down the curtains and joined the choir invisible! This, in short, is a dead parrot!

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That’s a lot of time spent fucking my mom

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A shoe was thrown at Dubya during a press conference back in the before times. I can’t remember the gentleman’s name but he was pretty cool

4 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

They’re the same people who say “Merry CHRISTmas” like it’s some kind of gotcha

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not this shit again

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But given the choice of Crockett, who already has baggage and a voting record, or Talarico who… doesn’t… I know who I’d choose. Mind you, it’s academic in my case because I live in Florida. But still, nah.

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That’s great and all but, again, she still voted in 2024 to provide billions of dollars of aid for “defensive weapons” to Israel. A resolution that was passed in a landslide. Yes, she has voted for aid measures to Gaza as well, I’m not in any way denying that. But in a vote where the outcome was 366-58, you’re telling me her conscience drove her to vote “Yea” on a bill that was destined to pass with or without her vote? She’s much better than a lot of what Texas turns out, yes. (contd)

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Yep, she went there in August 2023. Before the Oct 7 attacks. After which she signed letters condemning certain actions taken by Israel and Hamas, and condemned Rashida Tlaib for her comments. But then she went ahead and voted to continue funding Israel. According to her it was voted for in an omnibus package that featured funding for Israel, but as she was in the minority party there was never any reason for her to vote for it. So yeah, nah, no thanks.

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Jasmine Crockett is Pro-Israel and flew to Israel on AIPAC’s dime. No thanks.

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Implying it isn’t already even without the advent of our AI overlords?

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It would be fantastic theater if not for the fact that they are determined to destroy the world to avoid accountability.

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“How am I the emotionally stable one?” Girl the number of times I’ve asked that about myself compared to my partners

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Republicans

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Empire Records. Oh, Rexy, you’re so sexy.

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He just has such a punchable face.

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The “not a drag queen” line isn’t intended as confirmation bias. It’s intended as a “fuck you” to people who swear up and down drag queens and trans folk and lgbtq folk are grooming and raping children. Imgur knows every sect of people has people who do this shit. And we own it when it’s one of “ours”. Look at how quickly and easily we disavowed Fluke.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Couldn’t find anything more recent than 2022, buds? It’s ok. Keep voting to protect pedophiles. We know the kind of people you support.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Vance’s lack of charisma and personal draw is exactly why he was assigned as running mate for Shitler. He didn’t want a running mate who would overshadow him.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Facetiousness aside you can swear on anything you hold dear. Swear on the Monster Manual, a Fabio novel, or a TV from 1987. The expectation of the swearing in is that you swear on something you hold dear, so you would never think of breaking an oath to that thing. That’s why so many cynical politicians swear on the Bible. They don’t believe in it so who cares if they break their oath

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You just know he workshopped that quip and practiced it in the mirror daily, just praying he’d get a chance to use it.

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

For the person shot, it definitely was.

1 month ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 3

Meanwhile, crickets when you bring up Ronald Reagan’s 1986 amnesty for upwards of three million “illegal aliens”.

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