Father of 2, husband, nerd, gamer, developer, numbers guy, reader, skier, cyclist, gym rat, surf bum, lurker and usersub dweller.
Father of 2, husband, nerd, gamer, developer, numbers guy, reader, skier, cyclist, gym rat, surf bum, lurker and usersub dweller.
Yeah my thoughts too. If the Roomba ran into my dog she would shit a brick.
Comment of the day. You win the internet.
I had a coworker who would attach shopping carts with heavy duty zip ties to the door handle on the passenger side. She also smeared a can of tuna on the AC intake. In TX. In July.
It's Two Towers but that's only possible with Bethesda physics.
This is why I feed my mouse frozen mice. She is this level of dumb too. Her coil rarely applies any pressure. A live adult mouse would probably mess her up.
Larry Allen. 6'3, 325 lbs with a 40 time of 5.2 and a 25" vertical. Legend.
I don't need to be cooler. Rather be her pet.
I honestly thought this was the 75/121 junction for a second.
Someone hit this with the WASTED effect when you die in Grand Theft Auto. He just ragdolls when it hits him.
A bottomless bowl.
I had the opposite outlook afterwards. I thought, "wow my rock bottom was nowhere near as bad as I thought."
Keep us updated! Congratulations on the insurance and QoL increase.
He knows both are there. Just doesn't want to get shit in the wound.
Yeah I guess my comment didn't specify that at all but that's the case for running.
Yeah this. Dynamic stretching is more beneficial than static stretching. Do lunges, hip gates, squats and high steps. Good to go.
Department of Transportation
Had this same thing happen to me with George Carlin. Would have walked out of that job if only I knew.
This. I'm as blue as it gets especially in Texas. I got SO MANY ATTACK ADS. I can see how even left leaning moderates could vote right.
I assume there will be pictures of Uranus next? I also assume I'm not the first to crack this joke but I scanned and didn't see it.
It's not kinky having my knuckle hair tugged on. It just hurts!
My wife saw it on some streaming service and thought we should put it on for our small boys. Luckily I remembered the show better.
Stealing Ukraine land and American traditions. Do they just not respect other people's things at all?
I love the idea of that but I'm an only child and never learned to share. The 2 wolves inside me battle constantly.
Everything is dude. My dog is dude. So is my computer. That strong breeze that blew my hat off today? You got it. Dude.
I put out a grease fire with wet paper towels. Bigger fire and less heat resistant paper. Removing air stops fire instantly.
Optimistic.
Agreed. PETA used to harass kids at FFA events. Wrong crowd. My pig was treated as well as any pet and then it was a $1,000 paycheck.
Well done but you had a lot of options for B and Blippi is terrible. Says wrong incorrect all the time without correcting it.
How big is your league if this is your starting QB?