HowMuchMethWasInvolvedHere

23216 pts ยท December 3, 2013


Look at how tight that watch band is.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He was in a rush, his time was almost up at the library computers.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, Sarah Jessica Parker's parents had a fappening leak huh.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hooray, I'm relevant.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not strong enough, never worked a day in her life. That is an assumption and a half.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Protip: get a few squares of TP use it to lower or raise seat, then throw it in the water to prevent some splash damage from pee or poo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolutely, unless it's a violent crime, people deserve to know their attacker of potentially in custody.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

He doesn't need trivial things like facts and proof when he's got his gut instincts and feelings.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good to hear OP. Being raped, abused, or molested can be overcome, it may not feel like it but it's possible.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's my vocal warm up, before I fold frying pans.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can't outrun a flying folded frying pan. That was fun to type.

8 years ago | Likes 421 Dislikes 2

Canadian? Puig is Cuban.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah the Wild Horse! Let's go Dodgers!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Put the Ferrari on the bottom, and an F350 on top.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Give us some more some already jerk!

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

You'd probably have a higher chance of hurting yourself with that thing in your pocket.

8 years ago | Likes 359 Dislikes 3

Harmonica style feels pretty good too.

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Koopa Paratroopa Disabled Veteran.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's disturbing, and I'm not disturbed easily anymore either.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed, but maybe because I pictured elephants with hands and feet.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not sure God exists, don't like Jason Aldean, but that's a damn beautiful thing to say.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

Yeah of your not chilling Snickers, try it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shit, this has happened to me on another account. I couldn't figure it out. I must have offended someone upstairs. Wtf?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Ray Romano must be Mexican and Warren Beatty must be native American, Trump must be an Oompa Loompa.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Making dating about kids is like choosing food based on toilets. You'll have to think about it, and diarrhea is a risk, but it isn't why.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Right so being racist based on skin color is wrong, but based on culture is right, and the way to go. You've found the loophole.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

No, that's just a preference based on personal bias based on the color of skin and the idea that skin color dictates the behavior of others.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

Tetris, crushed by bricks?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

$1000 will get your kitchen torn down, not renovated.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0