SilvrSabrCELICA
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They tied a balloon to him, so they wouldn't lose him.
He was so happy
Oct 5, 2017 3:24 AM
SilvrSabrCELICA
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He was so happy
BipolarsaurusRx
Yes, this is very common.
dandylionxxx
They had to start tying a balloon to him after "the incident"
BloodofHeroes
Pretty sure he was actually just trying to escape through the skylight.
TheHappyDepressive
I bet he is a good boy
HowMuchMethWasInvolvedHere
Koopa Paratroopa Disabled Veteran.
Ashetomalph
Petland! I love that store. You get to play with the puppers
theitinerantnaturalist
@lordofthetorts
FernachoLibre
Probably so no one would step on it
GlacialAsh
I thought this was an electronics shop at first.
ElSchopenhauer
Can relate, I once tied a baloon to a drunk classmate on party so we wouldn't loose him.
alexmon10
I know this place lol it’s Petland close to Walmart by bethel road
3dartwork
I'm sure he was delighted
dietderpsy
The Turtle Blimp is real!
insecure400lbman
That is not why they tied it to him. They underestimated the amount of balloons needed to make him fly.
CaptaineObvious
I thought it was bowser about to lose a Mario cart battle
TheNonInsestuousJaime
How hard could it be, I once saw a guy make his whole house fly with balloons
AtheistNotAntiTheist
theitinerantnaturalist
@themajesticharpyeagle
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
If it works?
Verticles
How it feels using deerstalker in dead by daylight.
BrandName
I tie a balloon to my bearded dragon in the summer and let him roam around the grass...boom won't lose him.
CynicalClinicalWalrus
This in Yuba city?
aidennelson
I'm in yuba city :0 small world
CynicalClinicalWalrus
I used to roll on an ambulance in Yuba City. We would kill time at the pet shop.
ninjar43
Is this in Pensacola?
pineapplepuppy
Ayy, fellow 850.
Ashetomalph
It does look like the one near me. Also in Pensacola
DeezNuggetz
We all float down here
Iwanttofingeryou
When you BUHABUHABUHA a nut but she keeps floating.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Saw the new IT movie. Worth it. Loved it.
Demandred
I really liked the remake too. It scared the shit outta me just like the original when i was a kid
scroggs
You son of a bitch XD I'm waiting for an interview and this gave me a chuckle. Thank you.
TheHoleStretcher3000
MrSaturday
TheInternetShouldHaveAClosingTimeSoICouldSleep
Columbus, Ohio?
NurseFeelgood
That's Tucker!
justausernameiguess
I've touched that tortoise. Can confirm Columbus, Ohio
duckfuPrincess
Ahem. Where at in Columbus?
Mesonyx96
I think the petland near carriage place. Idk for sure though
Exitus04
LOL i used to work at a petland in IL!
justausernameiguess
That be the place. On Bethel Rd
Mesonyx96
Sweet, thanks dicklover3001
SilvrSabrCELICA
Good eye, Jesus lol yes it's in Powell/Dublin area
ferretbusiness
Herps alive ?
tidybowlman
Petland on Sawmill and Bethel.
SilvrSabrCELICA
You guys are creepy lol
CuriousFirefly
Yes! That is awesome! I though i recognized that tortoise!
Fattbeard
Is it that easy to loose a tortoise?
beerlady
It is
metalfoto
Never trust sneaky tortoise..
unscot
Yes, it's their store so they can loose him wherever they want.
Opheliaprophecy
I've only had smaller ones but they can move incredibly fast
KillaVLY
They're surprisingly fast when they want to be
SquirtleSquad420
They like to hide. Although ive never had one that big too look for.
invalidredditor
Soooo easy. And they burrow so it sucks
Bartholomeo
Fuckers are fast bro
VivoImago
Easier than you would think.
supraman13
Yes. Had my russian tortoise in my studio apartment and kost him for a week. Maybe i should clean.
Thephedora
tripping hazard really
aesthesia1
A lot of garden tortoises go missing in the spring after hibernation. When people aren't aware. They're surprisingly good at escaping
JokerJeep
yes they are actually lol, mostly ours will find a spot to take a nap and it's hard to find her.
IIIHalezIII
dietderpsy
Sometimes he gets depressed and goes into his shell.
Zodi
yesss
EnglishPolice
lose*
andillwhisperno
What are you the english pol......ohhhh carry on.
ClutterMonkey
They are faster than hares. Don't you read? *nostalgic sarcasm not an actual attempt to burn*
disneyeyes
Surprisingly easy -_- I had a small one years ago. He was a fast lil guy
Nathanpk
Yes the little *darlings* will hide, get slightly cooler and then refuse to move. So it's better to keep an eye before they stop
FormerAOLerIDidntSendYouThoseCDsInThe90s
*lose
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Tortoises are actually really easy to loose. The real trick is getting them tightened again.
LijepSakura
SilvrSabrCELICA
Apparently it was a common issue there lol
playedknifeyspoonybefore
Lol
Nibbets
OMG I live in AZ. As a kid my nexto door neighbor's tortoise kept puching up his garage and slipping out. 3 different times
ChunkadunkSlunkthunk
Yeah, you got to watch out, I let out my tortoise for a walk & when I looked back it had stripped an old lady to the bone
vh12372
They get angry when they don't get their tomatoes of tranquility
Sklunde
haha, this is gold
adriedupoldprune
Does it have a fence to sell the parts? I hear the parts are worth more then the value of the old woman.
evilspock
Absolutely, especially outside. They move surprisingly fast when they want, are fairly camouflaged, burrow, and stay very still at times.
TinySnek
as a kid I thought there was a giant lizard monster in the cornfields behind my back. Turned out it was just the smooth shell of a running +
TinySnek
turtle/tortoise.
ProbablyBigfoot
Actually yes. Tortoises are stubborn and strong. They go wherever they fucking want and it can be difficult to stop them.
stercusmoriturussum
Too true. Don't tell the landlord - a friend of my wife has/had a tortoise that dug through the wall next to the stove...
CamWing
I have my phone number painted on my tortoise's shell, but at this point all my neighbors know she's mine.
ProbablyBigfoot
I saw someone glue a tracking device to there's once. It even sent a notification to their phone if it left their yard.
lionsilverwolf
That is brilliant, noting that for if I ever get one.
ProbablyBigfoot
Dude, same.
Zodi
they are very stubborn too
Lwfc
Are they strong though?
Doofer20
yes.
Lwfc
Do they go wherever they fucking want and can it be difficult to stop them?