HotShower

19802 pts ยท December 19, 2014


I guess he just watched it until he came

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See also: dumb Starbucks

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

DA WRIST!!

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Thirded.

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

That was my knee-jerk reaction too. Leader of the free world? Nah, gimme dat ball doe

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slam full of dicks, but empty on the inside like those chocolate Easter bunnies

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TEN TICKLES, CORAL!!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whale hello there

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Aka "El Notario"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PRIMUS SUCKS!!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

His name was Robert Paulson

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He didn't just go off releasing entire documents all willy-nilly either. He carefully reviews the material and selectively picks those docs

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 10

Suddenly: surprise visit from DHS

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Ok sorry about the hurt buttholes out there but if I make it to 66/67 I will consider myself old af... Fuck off if you don't agree

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I know, right? Why not just use charcoal?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

She's old af and he was being sweet about it

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 15

Yup. That's quite literally one of the only parts of that movie I remember

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I want Larry David to see it

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

"MY STARS, ITS A NEGRO!!"

10 years ago | Likes 763 Dislikes 8

Haaaaaaaa

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I thought it was pootie tang for a minute...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2.50+ tips bartending nights @30 hrs and 7.50 +free beer for cooking and doing artwork for another bar in a college town. Summers are slow

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have two jobs and still make less than that :(

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

TIL Littlefinger is from Florida

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

The psychopath would have wrapped the seatbelt around his neck and finished him off personally

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Swiggity swoogity, dooty coming for that booty

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Haaaaaaaaaa *finger guns*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

....breathE. You dropped that ;)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but the ER? Find a dermatologist in the yellow pages and swing by his office. They don't come off as having very hectic office hours

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0