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Aug 8, 2015 2:19 PM
potatojedi
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StanleyBearable
Elaine posts selfie, which ends up being used for a popular meme. Jerry gets catfished on Tinder.
jimfo
I'd watch every episode, come back Jerry. Come back.
AnnaNimitee
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/a-chance.gif
sliceanddice13
Never knew I needed this until now
alicedice
My Netflix thinks I'm gay. But just occasionally. Like on Saturday nights
Davidnfilms
Come on guys... 10 more seasons!
WhereTheWildGooseGoes
I really, *REALLY* dislike Seinfeld. That said, I'd probably watch these.
RelaxYourself
Georges parents getting skype would be an amazing episode.
EveryUsernameIWantedWasAlreadyTaken
Not So Fun Fact: Larry David has said he doesn't like these and doesn't think any of them are funny
AWdeV
They're not. But that's okay because neither is Seinfeld.
anoukx
Elaine dumps guy for buying a selfiestick. Kramer discovers emojis and will only communicate using those. George gets lost in forever21.
allyourUsernameAreBelongToUs
You don’t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle
nobodycaressean
I would subscribe to a Kramer / Newman podcast
Zetor
I would watch the shit out of this!
HoverCatOne
Bless you OP for finding this.
RickRossSteakSauce
These are gold Jerry, GOLD!
ryeandwiskey
Kramer uses a self checkout for the first time, starts working at it.
ondiwear
A friend of mine from college writes these- comedian Josh Gondelman. He is good people.
babygotback
That's funny my cousin is the other writer of these
AgamemnonsMemes
These seems entirely plausible.
mellowdrama
Kramer convinces George to buy a car; with no parking spot he becomes an Uber driver. Elaine & Jerry can't get an Uber ride with her score.
Googler72
*shakes head* And you want to be my latex salesman.
brb4ever
George tries his mom's Spanx. Kramer & Jerry try them. Jerry's GF finds out, breaks up w him. Elaine tries Crossfit, ends up in backbrace.
8bitTunes
Gold!
LooseyGooseyBrett
I just realized all Seinfeld episodes can be summarized in 2 sentences each.
KalleSchnikov
And aint that the beauty of it?
HenchmanHoldingWrench
http://media.giphy.com/media/4SQMqhWzUA0Fi/giphy.gif
silverspooncoonho
Was looking for this, not disappointed.
Racealistic
Crazy eyes.
ilikegrilledcheese
Seinfeld2000 is the superior Seinfeld Twitter account
thechocolatechicken
I follow their instagram. Visuals make it real
ChesterPrynne
Gerg get ipad
JohnVega
I liked them at first, but a friend of mine retweets them constantly, so I have grown to hate them
youreathing
Kram pls
theREALtaylorgangs
Imagin seinfeld still on t.v? with modern new epesodes? Elane date labron jame. Kram say n word
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
So Seinfeld 2.0 confirmed?
DerpKugel
Not before we get HL3
TokensWorth
Hardly, but we can dream.
SonOfAnder989
Well, we already have Girl Meets World and soon to be Fuller House... I'm all for Seinfeld 2.0
dfsniper
I'm coming to the past to tell you Girl Meets World gets canceled after season 3.
mydawgisgreen
Weird things that happened in bmw. Like feeny being teacher, principle and college professor. When they referreed to how long cory and
mydawgisgreen
I started out liking gmw but the daughter is so annoying now. Bmw cory wasnt that over the top. The best parts are when they refer to the
mydawgisgreen
Topenga had actually known each other. Have you seen any of that? And when the old characters ate together I laugh.
SonOfAnder989
Every sitcom jumps the shark at some point if the series runs long enough. BMW kept it to a minimum.
CatSnakePlissken
George's girlfriend breaks up with him when she discovers his nudes are recycled. "What, am I supposed to take a new one every time?"
noonerspisms
oh god, this is so me
CatSnakePlissken
Yeah it happened to me too. Its like, I was in good shape had to get my lighting right - I only want to send the best, not take new bad ones
evilpartiesgetitdone
spot on
fluxbiota
You deserve more upvotes. Clever.
Superduperlady
I would love to see all of these episodes!
JerryGallo
Why are we not funding this?
birdm4n
This needs to be formalized and aired ASAP
wapcaplet
Word
KidneyBeene
me too
TotallyNotYourCat
There you go. A round 1000 points.
Superduperlady
Cheers!
TokensWorth
I WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW.
warick
I feel like just knowing the plot that I already have.
mzxrules
I feel like #6 would make a weak episode
Asrodrig
Apparently Larry David is familiar with the page but doesn't really like any of their ideas.
jfiddy
Same with Jerry. They don't think its funny.
jfiddy
Same with Jerry. They don't think its funny.
Matdredalia
Which explains a lot because I felt a lot of Seinfeld wasn't funny & was the same shit in repeat.
PigMarshBetweenTwoSaltWaters
That would make you wrong
graysongerni
Reboot! Now!
Cheomesh
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SeinfeldIsUnfunny
LetsGetThisOverWith
You do realize that's for when people complain about old tropes/plots in things that started those tropes/plots?
Cheomesh
Yeah, that was the joke. Seinfeld would render Seinfeld unfunny.
runswithlag
Wait - did this get downvoted because people just looked at the link? FOOLS!
Cheomesh
Yep. Which means the joke has flown way over their heads, or the irony is lost on them.
ImmaStealYoReactionPics
Except for Seinfeld dating Gillian Jacobs. Dude does not have it anymore.
rodkimblestuntman
Of course Kramer would love Reddit.
dropeleven
what does that mean?
Narushima
That hipster doofus!
IAmHarrisonFord
He seems more like a 4chan guy
LeeFenix
wait til he discovers black twitter
admiralawesome4213
Newman would love 4chan
screamingwinemaker
I feel like he would get drowned out by all the SJW's though. Shame..
xDownSetx
Kramer gets doxed and Jerry sends a generic sounding angry email to someone and accidentally CCs all of his contacts. They barricade into1/2
xDownSetx
Jerry's apartment and survive what looks like a zombie attack.
DickMercenary
I can picture Jerry using his Superman statuel to smack SJWs trying to reach through the barricade..
zytheguy
You can say the n word all you want on the internet.
Glumerlink
I kinda feel bad for him, i don't think he's racist i think he was just inexperienced with standup after such a long time and overreacted
TippecanoeandTylerToo
Joke so dark only 3/5 of it was counted.
thefurredreich
joke so played out, it... that's it. joke is fn played out.
TechPriest97
That was quite the reference