HeyoooItsMe

9496 pts · November 16, 2020


1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He got Mitch McConnell hands under there 😬

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Live in Virginia. Visited England specifically Winchester and ate in a crossroads pub that's been open since before Columbus sailed the ocean blue. My "but we started in 1609" felt a little scrawny...

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Im starting to think it might not be a law enforcement action after all.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most think of it as larvae making silk from posterior. Can't speak for the questioner but that'd be my guess

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Agree. I frequently have to (get to!) pump up the self-review because the associate undersells themselves.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But let's be clear, that's not supposed to happen

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fine. Then we will fight in the shade

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great use of hair clips!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fuck yeah!🤜🤛

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha! Similar experience

Me: "Un café

Server: "Do you want sugar and cream?"

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol. Came here to say that myself.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You could make an awesome light fixture out of that

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With those lips, the hat is redundant

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would any of that change if you knocked 1% off personal and company numbers to pay for electricity?

Would they retire and only play pickleball if you taxed them and their companies 10% more?

You're believing everything they want you to believe.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The difference is he added the features that made the pressurized gas from the evacuator move forward and out the barrel. And then described an open vent that draws in air at the same time from the cabin clearing the tube. (Im not military. Probably wrong terminology)

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Had a starling go in the exterior vent of my oven. We had an upper and lower oven and had to take the vent off the front of the upper and get him out. That's when I learned to put chicken wire over the vent.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's funny that you think the front line is getting the bonus. Noem/Homan gonna grab more than their share

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw it a while back and anticipated every wonderful line this time around. "Whose granddaddy you is?"

"It IS comfortable I'm not gonna lie"

So wholesome

9 months ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

#1 this is pure talent.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wonder if I can sit in on this pass/fail.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I need the cameraman to pan out and see where the others are? This kids in a groove

9 months ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Challenge accepted!

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That delay then ...Martin Scorsese 😂

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The claw chooses who will go and who will stay

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And if the millionaires and billionaires paid taxes, our share would drop precipitously.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mitch Hedberg, is that you?!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Seriously! It's awesome!!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I represent the Christmas Tree Lighters Union. I'd like a word with you....

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0