HeyOhBotchedToe

6342 pts ยท November 5, 2014


MALE HUMAN

It's not the question, it's the commentary he prefaces it with. Trust me, I know the USA is a nightmare right now. But why the hatred?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Heh. Yep. That's me, the mentally unstable troll. Causing all manner of ruckus.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My goodness what a salty little dollop of poo you are. Your entire comment history is just the same thing over and over.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Reread in Norm's voice. It checks out. Thank you for your service.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same! What a wild ride.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How'd you get the beans above the frank?!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It seriously is not that hard to let go of. I entered all the birthdays in my phone's calendar years ago when I ditched that trash.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 I own exactly one handgun, and it's that one. In black, sans silencer (obviously). Surprisingly accurate little bugger.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#28 not even Jesus Himself would play a metal breakdown on a Dadamned Telecaster.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Congrats, OP! I will always upvote recovery. AA saved my life.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never buy from Amazon. It's actually not that hard.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That would be the hot dogs.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only afterlife I truly want to believe in is the deepest hell for all of those soulless goblins.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My guess is he lost the arm first and accidentally performed the mastectomy.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who has been so depressed be can't get out of bed because this marks the beginning of the end. So deep is the brain rot.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same!!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't laugh. And I often laugh uncontrollably, sometimes to the point I choke on the laughter.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indeed. They fill in the blanks as needed.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One difference: he doesn't hide his gibbering madness behind a veil of misinterpreted ancient religious text. Doesn't matter, just saying.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't know what this is supposed to make me feel, but me now wants a McRib.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So we didn't abolish slavery, we outsourced it. Well played, human beings. You are sad little animals.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool! Thanks friendly internet stranger!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He and Trump are two polyps plucked off the same grungy old anus.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steve's the best.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a mile from my in-laws house. As if anyone cares.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*flumpy tuba rendition of Rudolph*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only it was a diesel. That would truly complete this magnificent machine.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was painful to read.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0