HermitTurtle

326 pts ยท December 3, 2015


Nope. Even a microsecond earlier or later and your existence would be quantumly distinct from your existence now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

...his feet look like a mix between the de Huntingfield and de Beauchamp coats of arms.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it might be William de Huntingfield, one of the Magna Carta barons. That's his coat of arms near his head. The coat of arms near...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God certainly was nowhere near the last Jeep YOU got into, Mr. Nedry.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Personally, I'm still stuck on the fact that that's a Book of Mormon, something you handle often while in bed, laying on a toilet floor. Ew.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The boxes have a screw cap on them and are re-sealable, like some cartons of juice/milk.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Piraha has no such clauses according to fellow linguist Daniel Everrett. 3/3

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Chomsky champions a Universal Grammar theory in regards to the evolution of all language and recursion clauses are included in that. 2/

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

An example of a sentence with nested recursive verb clauses from Wiki: "Mary said that John thought that Henry was fired". 1/

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's like about it's both of ours, we just keep it at your house...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

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8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

We tried to sue the Devil in 1973 and God in 2008. Both cases were thrown out. They couldn't be located in order to be served summonses.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Bottom right... Orgazmo?!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But is it too beaucoup?

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Ah yeah, that's the stuff...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I call dibs on the sloppy seconds?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My first thought was 'who the hell gave Dan Harmon a gun?'

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mike and the Bots are not covered for equine calamity.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're most welcome

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"BAM!", said Emeril, under his breath, to no one, into his already emptied wine glass.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well I'll be dipped in shit and covered in peanuts...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One Day in the Life of Ivan Fuckthisshit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Parisian knot... pfff, that's a lark's head knot and they know it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, Bigfoot's got a really weird dick, huh?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think what you're seeing are chunks of chicken breast.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right round like a Musa berry, right round round round...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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