Mrpolojohn
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evil grinning nope rope (:
Jan 19, 2018 3:00 PM
Mrpolojohn
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evil grinning nope rope (:
HumanDoodle
Oh it's the the Incredibly Deadly Viper !
Okwute
This snake looks like it has deceived ppl into eating forbidden fruits
livearmIessreptiles
Snake keeper here. For those wondering, this is a Motley IMG redtail boa (not true redtail of course). IMG means "Increased Melanin Gene" :)
Bluezebra2
Vental black
theheebs25
seen blacker on pornhub
Chaxinitus
The Biggest, Blackest danger noodle
jimfo
Vantaconda
InvolentaryYoga
The one time where the “ whats long and black” joke does not end with the unemployment line.
GenderEqualityIsAMyth
Labrador Constrictor
CyberOttoEndzeitZaubererAusXacor
EatsBees
I wanna snuggle her!! Her?!? Him?!? I don't care, I must snuggle!! SOMEONE BOOP THAT SNOOT FOR ME I CANT *tries to boop and fails and deds*
EatsBees
threecheersforsweetrevenge
That is a gorgeous danger noodle
Mrpolojohn
very gorgeous!
NautiGal
Pretty snek!
UnsaturatedFat
ᶦ ᵃᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᶰᶦᵍʰᵗ
WagTheHeart
That's a boa!
NenehCheery
Uma?
Unquote
American cops hate him
kiDDarknessssS
Where did you find this and where can I buy one?
MrNightfish
How much more black could this be? None. None more black.
SlappaDaBasss
rallen9268
ye who enter here
mc016
What is that velvet?
HomicidalHare
Severus Snape snake
Therealcrotalus
None more black
zoidburgerandfries
Smell the glove reference... classic
FistPumpMyJunk
Pure Alabama Black Snake
helagos
But does it moan?
AlabamaBlacksnake
I'm relevant!
LesserSam
AcmeOfFoolishness
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Alabama%20Black%20Snake
CrabPeopleTasteLikeCrabTalkLikePeople
How the fuck do you not have more upvotes... that last definition made me share a little
AcmeOfFoolishness
If I did this for upvotes I would have stopped visiting this site 5 years ago.
HermitTurtle
But is it too beaucoup?
jrellis462
You beat me to it You Bastard
Chrisboy
It ain’t too god damn beaucoup
mirdarthos
I think it's a new species, made all (or mostly) from Vantablack (as if we needed a danger noodle that's harder ton
mirdarthos
Harder to se)* (sorry for rypo)
GeneTheAwkward
Now I know why they say if it was a snake it woulda bitcha...
DisastErik
Why do people say nope to snakes and sharks and bats. Snakes are great and super interesting!
Sh4d0wM4nt1s
Some people do have fears of them and some of them are for good reason.
SapphireFoxcore
I thought this was a Beanbag chair at first glance
StormWingDelta
Could just see someone asking how you died upstairs and getting a kick out of this. XD
TardWrangl3r
TheSeanannigan
. Note to future me around Halloween. Use this
IAmALeafOnTheWindWashHowISoar
That shit is gold
RogueNyanCat
DAMN IT ROB STOP ALREADY. YOUR INFLUENCE HAS SPREAD TOO FAR.
NogMugAlugdug
blackwatch plaid
dhsikxbwsidkdmnekdkdnb
Ilikebutteredtoast
There’s another level?!?!
scnottaken
This is to go even further beyond!
DASmallWorlds
MisterLemons
Oh crap, it's defcon 1 levels of spook.
StarmineRendezvous
TardWrangl3r
All you had to say was please!
ICorrectEveryone
asvpJimPanse
Almost looks like black velvet
Storyainthadnomoral
Shee waugh bbbbbllllllaaaaaaaaaaccccckkkkkkkkkkk vvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhllllllllllllllvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttt
alurkertryinghisbest
I've handled a similar snek, they're gorgeously soft and gentle, they feel like smooth velvet too
healover
Yes! Is it safe to pet?
Dracosi
Kinda! Depends on the temperament but no venom in that boy
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alurkertryinghisbest
Did you actually get some form of education? Do you have access to Google???? I have three snakes.
DenaliRaven
snakes are disgusting
Dracosi
Are you stupid? Have you EVER even touched a snake?.. they don't switch temperament unless they're defensive or you're being an ass w/ them
SpeakerForTheUnLiving
Why don't you try not being an idiot and stop spouting baseless bullshit?