HelloMyNameIsEmily

72667 pts ยท December 20, 2012


and you say as long as i'm here no one can hurt you don't wanna lie here but you can learn to if i could change the way that you see yourself you wouldn't wonder why you hear "they don't deserve you" ------------------------------------------------------- weird-ass 26-year-old pan trans lady who thinks she's funny

That sounds like me on a Saturday night.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ah yes, the Sauceror.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No man can eat 50 eggs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those can both be true, you know.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Sure it did, just not from the guy who actually got the PoTG.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poor Zhu.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Mansplaining" is a more specific kind of condescension, wherein a man attempts to explain something to a woman who has more expertise.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Yeah, that's awfully presumptuous of OP. Identity doesn't have to be limited that way. People have identified as Flamin' Hot for centuries.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what about those of us who identify as Cheetos?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I may have done both.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously, that's what got you?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Disenchant it and get literally any other legendary. The Boogeymonster is just a worse Gruul, and Gruul is already pretty darn bad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I voted for Bernie in the primary, but I would definitely vote for Hillary in November if it means keeping Trump out of office.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 20

Fun fact: Most feminists would either have everyone enlist for the draft or have no draft at all.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Practical and safe.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, it's when you bang your little toe against the door hinge.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Her name is Venus, if memory serves.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can confirm, I used to be like this when I was younger. I still miss the point occasionally even to this day.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Danger! High Voltage" by Electric Six?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh, I actually didn't know that. Then again, I've never played a 6th gen game because I don't own a 3DS.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One third of female Azurill evolve into male Marill. This is observable in-game.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, we still have Columbus Day. And we shouldn't.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

He has a legit doctorate in education. Worked on it during his playing career, got it a year after he retired. THE MORE YOU KNOW

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They've won by 32 and 26. This series is over.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Dr. Shaquille O'Neal

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

That's me! ...Well, some people would probably debate the "lady" part, but yeah, that's me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I really wish Rocket League had custom HUDs.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Props for managing to fit 69 in there as well.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0