HellNoIWontFixYourComputer

15634 pts ยท April 8, 2015


Okay, straight up, these are my favorite three jokes in the world: What do you call a witch that lives by the sea? A Sandwitch What do you call a witch that lives by the sea, but is afraid to go into the water? A Chicken Sandwitch! What do you call a witch that lives by the sea, that is afraid to go into the water, but gets a sunburn? A Toasted Chicken Sandwitch! Get this to the front page, and you'll get more examples of my stellar humor <3

Cause they were made of plastics, apparently *sigh*

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do they drink beer cause they cant deal with Shots?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This movie had me in tears, it's amazing

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In English, its "The Eat, Bang! Kill. Tour"

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

We're still paying for the sins of John Blanche

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And then he baked it all up

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a fan comic of the show The Owl House

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Accurate review 10/10

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn, real steady hands!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Take your pills. Do self care. Live to flip off the world another day. Make Space Mom proud.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't they do a whole episode of Stargate SG-1 about this?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maud'Dib is the name of the desert Mouse, and the title that Paul takes for himself when he is accepted among the Fremen

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

MS Pain sounds like a great tool for Horror artists

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a favourite on Australian burgers

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was also dumped by the party because the US asked them to, because he thought engaging China diplomatically was a good idea.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I always upvote Dragon Ball Z

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I always up vote Dragon Ball

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

User name checks out I guess

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No-one believes they are the villain of their own narrative.

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's so angry, I love it!

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Thanks for inspiration for my DnD campaign

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, that's one way to keep your eyes on the road.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Extra swords*

5 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

nice!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RIP indeed!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0