Okay, straight up, these are my favorite three jokes in the world: What do you call a witch that lives by the sea? A Sandwitch What do you call a witch that lives by the sea, but is afraid to go into the water? A Chicken Sandwitch! What do you call a witch that lives by the sea, that is afraid to go into the water, but gets a sunburn? A Toasted Chicken Sandwitch! Get this to the front page, and you'll get more examples of my stellar humor <3
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