682 pts ยท May 22, 2014
Not going to lie the second to last picture looked like a penis pillow. No judgements just needed to question my sanity.
I keep my bread in the fridge because of him. ? He tries to leave my house if I don't feed him on time or if I leave for work he follows.
I'm grateful he does not eat them. His favorite is smarties wrappers. Ob.nox.ious.
Just go to my profile it's only my cats. ?
? Its the only way I can get one of him being still. I'm always telling him no otherwise. ?
Oof. I can't live with his ego on top of this, but he is a good boy so I will tell him.
I tripped over my own foot while running. Who is more impressive?
They are the weirdest cats in existence. Does anyone else's cat play dead when you spray them and then purr when you pick them up after?
Nailed it
I have a massive crush on Andy Samberg.
I didn't even know I could reach out to anyone. I couldn't find an option for it in the app.
His muscles have muscles.
Go away Christmas Halloween isn't even here yet.
Nobody wants to talk about this guys inability to tie his shoe?
I'll make sure to ask.
Yes, right meow. :)
You had me at Leroy Jenkins
Oh God. I died of cuteness overload.
Not going to lie the second to last picture looked like a penis pillow. No judgements just needed to question my sanity.
I keep my bread in the fridge because of him. ? He tries to leave my house if I don't feed him on time or if I leave for work he follows.
I'm grateful he does not eat them. His favorite is smarties wrappers. Ob.nox.ious.
Just go to my profile it's only my cats. ?
? Its the only way I can get one of him being still. I'm always telling him no otherwise. ?
Oof. I can't live with his ego on top of this, but he is a good boy so I will tell him.
I tripped over my own foot while running. Who is more impressive?
They are the weirdest cats in existence. Does anyone else's cat play dead when you spray them and then purr when you pick them up after?
Nailed it
I have a massive crush on Andy Samberg.
I didn't even know I could reach out to anyone. I couldn't find an option for it in the app.
His muscles have muscles.
Go away Christmas Halloween isn't even here yet.
Nobody wants to talk about this guys inability to tie his shoe?
I'll make sure to ask.
Yes, right meow. :)
You had me at Leroy Jenkins
Oh God. I died of cuteness overload.