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Jul 22, 2017 2:02 PM
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Kahn33
uptownshakedown
He's at Charles Xavier's house teaching a class in 2039.
wadatahmydamie
"So I says eh, Vincenzo, ya mama makes a da best spaghetti, capiche?"
ChickenChickenBurningBright
"Yeah, Koko has a good PR team but that bitch won't give a hard-working silverback a shot if you're captive-born."
hisholybeardness
Look, all I'm sayin is that Socrates had some pretty valid points. Did he deserve to die by poison, I dunno but people should've listened.
aftri
... wear sunscreen
JohnLeePettimore
Gorilla trying to defend his position to his students who know better
hansolongdingdongtralala
Kids, there was a time when life was hard and I was getting beat up for money
asthmatherapeutics
"In any case, you guys, do I look like a domesticated gibbon anyway?"
HEROofTIMEandSPACE
Is this gorilla overweight? Serious question to anyone who might know.
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Koba not like phisolophy.
Eeesquared
planet of the apes isn't realistic, apes talking give me a break
BellaKiss
I was like 'go and grab that kid' and he did, the absolute ledge nutter!! Still, its a shame for his family.
temujin9
The https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishmael_(novel) adaption is coming along well, I see.
Raileks
Grodd finally cleaned up his act, gave up supervilliany, and became a teacher.
GreatAlfredini
Ayyyyyy, amirite?
letmehityouwithsomeknowledge
In the beginning, God created beast and man...but evil men betrayed God's trust and, in disobedience to His holy word, waged bloody wars...
ZippyYeti
"So then I says...I says, That's why it's called the French Way, Doris."
therealscarletohara
It's Ishmael
jadedApple
ashipthatshipsshippingships
"so anyway, who ARE we? Do we even exist? We'll talk about that next week, as well as the intersection between Immanuel Kant and Harambe."
lordofhouselurker
*Immoral Cunt
NinjaFood
pineapplesuprise
Winston?
HarlyRae
EastPenguin436
"Imagination is the essence of discovery"
Groznek
Hi there.
caunphety
How embarrassing
jesusisherelookbusy
"Class, need I remind you that it's a 'whoop' of gorillas, and a 'flange' of baboons. We've been over this in our first semester."
lovelyone8
Gerald? Is that you?
jesusisherelookbusy
"When I caught Gerald in '68 he was completely wild." "Wild? I was absolutely livid!"
Otackle72
I really hope I'm not the only one who gets this reference