HappyPyromaniac

8656 pts ยท November 5, 2017


I'm a bug who fucks dogs and likes guns, what more do you want to know? My Pronouns are Bee/Bug, get em right. Raging Autist. You got question, ask them, I'll answer anything. If you're reading this, you're beautiful, I love you. Muah. Screenshot this and get it to the front page and I'll buy you a pizza.

God I loved that game

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait, the recruits have different armor/speed stats?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I remember correctly, it's less about using nukes in space, and more about being able to fire them from space.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe if you weren't acting like a pretentious child we wouldn't be downvoting you.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

There certainly is.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not great.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You troglodytes realize it's 2018, yeah?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Hey, you guys lose your fedoras?

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

That's...good?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good luck pal, you're off to a good start.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Of course! I'll just tell my hormones to fuck off! Thanks Stranger!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're right, I should kidnap a kid!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean I know Christopher Walken said it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should I take an asprin?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've only been to Denial.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree, and I'm the 19 year old in question

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well I have a peeper, so I reckon it would be really impossible for us to have a kid.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yikes. That sounds...rough?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

AUTISTIC SCREECHING

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank you kindly.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exactly. All my siblings and our mother are just riddled with garbage.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought blue was bad, red was rad? Unless you're making a joke in which case I'm a fucking idiot.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Infertility runs in my family, so I got checked soon as I turned 18

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would love to, but I'm honestly afraid I'll be a shit parent given that I had shit parents.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't get it either. I just know I want to fuck my mother. Ya know. Normal stuff.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One gross motherfucker, right here

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0