HappyPyromaniac

8656 pts ยท November 5, 2017


I'm a bug who fucks dogs and likes guns, what more do you want to know? My Pronouns are Bee/Bug, get em right. Raging Autist. You got question, ask them, I'll answer anything. If you're reading this, you're beautiful, I love you. Muah. Screenshot this and get it to the front page and I'll buy you a pizza.

Guess today's my first Cake Day and to celebrate it, here's my favorite reaction image.

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I think it could be great!

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Me, burying my problems in mountainous ass-tons of cocaine

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It's actually making me kind of sad to think about.

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Click the link for the full video! It's actually quite wholesome.

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Shout out to my mother.

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I am from the future and this is truth

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MRW Someone tells me they've poisoned my water.

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Imgur right now

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Roses are red

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I'm sorry.

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What are your powers?

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When all of your friends are used to you being the jokester, but you're having an off day so you do your best to be lighthearted but all your friends see through it anyways and are really weirded out watching you forget who you are

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MRW One of my friends platonically says "I love you" and I realize how starved for affection I am

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When you bust a nut so hard the whole squad feel it.

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Oh. My. Goodness.

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As it is Fourth of July, I reckon I ought to just leave this here

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Four years ago today, I saved my own life.

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Need some advice

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"You can't just turn back time whenever you mess up!"

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When you're too high to properly order pizza, but you call and hope for the best anyways

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Me looking for my pee-pee

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Absolute Unit

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MRW My dad tells me he isn't making BBQ, but I walk by his house and realize he lies like a fly with a booger in it's eye.

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Did my best.

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Far Cry 5 in a nutshell

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Mrw I send a girl a picture of me shirtless, and she loves it.

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When you single-handedly lose the game for your team.

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"Look at my baby! He's 23 months old and-"

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MRW I'm selling a girl a blinking red buttplug to surprise her boyfriend and it looks good.

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I really need to know.

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So I was practicing some German curse words, when my phone decided to download a German talk-to-text app. By itself.

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Hmm? Oh don't mind me, just posting some gold.

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When everyone is playing recruit except you, and they all look at you at once

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When everyone lands at Loot Lake

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A Game of Chess is like a Swordfight.

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You're welcome

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When he says he's never been pegged before

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When someone makes a joke that low-key hurt your feelings

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Found this gem in random.

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Going into the Weekend like

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When you have to poop real bad, but need to hold it in.

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Making new friends like

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Just gonna leave this here.

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We sing Praise.

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Just started playing Overwatch, any tips?

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How I feel as a PoC when someone attractive says something really racist

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Me when I want to sleep but all I can think about is when I said "You too" after a waiter told me to enjoy my meal.

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Some of it

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When someone do some stupid shit

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Heresy!

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Well, do you?

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Mfw I'm waiting for pizza and there's a knock at my door.

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Iranian Women reaches for Hijab to protest mandatory dress code for women as onlookers watch (Colourized)

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Just some quotes, don't mind me.

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