HannibalLecturer

49471 pts ยท July 30, 2016


The Internet is two wolves and a sheep deciding on who gets to be spitroasted.

Not until engaging with the users of imgur had I ever actually considered this question: do they let retards vote?

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I'm ready for Halloween, you bratty little shits.

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When my sex slave pretends not to hear my safe word.

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Did you know that both Bryan Cranston and Nathan Fillion had bit parts in "Saving Private Ryan" (1998)?

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Would you eat a 3D-printed pizza?

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Double tap on your scr-

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Why didn't anybody tell me Mike Tyson could sing back in '67?

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When, y'know, like, some crazy shit happens and you almost die but then you, like, don't.

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You're a bozo.

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MRW my friend tells me he's cheating on his girlfriend.

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Small aggregate of GIFs of little kids giving you the finger.

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When people share their own "memories" on Facebook.

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I'm the Hip-Hop-opotamus.

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Views 73

MRW I get a 10-point notification on a post or comment a second time.

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MRW I huhnnnnnnnGGGGGGGGGG-gooooooo....

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Farva, the romantic.

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How to Get Pink Eye.

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Apparently, today is "Embarrassing Displays of Illiteracy" Day. Please, OPs across imgur, get help.

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Views 55

Show us, on the doll, where the downvote fairies touched you, OP.

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I'll just leave this here...

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I saw a supermarket with Halloween decorations on sale already.

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Views 872

"I'm asking you if you know the difference between 'right' and 'wrong.'"

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How to passive-aggressively "stick it" to people who think your art is bland.

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How I picture anybody that makes a tastelessly creepy and unfunny comment on a T & A post.

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Still a better love story than Twilight.

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Why can't I tear my eyes away?!

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Youth > Adolescence > Adulthood.

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I'd rather watch what's happening outside of those stadiums than the actual Olympics themselves.

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I propose a new imgur loading icon.

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Views 971

Q: So, are you voting for Hillary or Trump?

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MRW imgur keeps glitching out on me when I try to upload images.

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Views 611

Somebody please tell me this was the theme song for the opening ceremony of the 2016 Olympic Games.

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Views 2468

I can't wait to see what the multi-million dollar stadiums built in Rio will not be used for when the Olympics leave.

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"The Art of Trolling," by Ken M.

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MRW I'm obsessively refreshing my post for updates.

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I'm ready for the U.S. Presidential elections in November.

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Views 1131

The party don't start 'til I walk in.

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Bahhh...

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How I imagine the mindset of users who post mostly tits and ass on social media.

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Views 625

Louis C.K. on "The 'N'-word."

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Daily Dose of Optimism.

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Views 720

Behind the scenes.

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MRW a post is littered with rogue apostrophes.

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I found this and I don't know what to do with it.

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Views 377

Quick! Kill, Fuck, Marry, Hire, Vote for.

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Views 449

MRW I see a video on imgur of such High Definition that I start to question my perception.

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Things I Find Difficult (But Not Impossible) to Masturbate to:

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Views 1005

If the American elections in November were a Happy Meal.

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How to make PIXAR-style Ratatouille.

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MR to the kid screaming in front of me at the check-out lane.

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MRW I realize they're not laughing with me.

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Reaction GIFs are the most egalitarian form of communication on the Internet.

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Views 381

In a few months (Dec. 20th), we will have the 20-year anniversary of the great Carl Sagan's death.

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