HalfMetalJacket

6327 pts ยท November 6, 2015


Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut

Well you're not lying

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$$$

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk why you got downvoted, I thought it was funny

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It even looks like she's the one that leans in for the kiss... What a little fuck

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Fuck, that song hits me right in the heart every time.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

More boobs from alexandra daddario

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

10 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 0

But why is the rum gone?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah man I was quoting the chorus of Sister Christian

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Checking to see if the doors are locked probably

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

MOTORHEAD

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolute gold

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Just one weed and your whole life is fucked

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gino's in Chicago? Looks exactly like it

10 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 2

Too soon? nah

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thank you for what you do. +1

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I frequently use 0 and 8

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what makes it interesting man

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

r/nottheonion

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good to see harry potter is doing well

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Frozen you might say

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Watch it with sound and it's funny, I promise

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have that toothbrush

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now that's a fuckin' story

10 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Concerns me that only one out of three stopped there cars to help the driver (even if he made a stupid decision).

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Try it, it doesn't take long to get the hang of

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No time for cropping either I guess

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0