Beluga Whales. Now I understand why sailors often mistook them for mermaids

Apr 23, 2016 4:01 AM

SilverTimeMaker

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Beluga Whales. No wonder sailors often mistook them for mermaids.

There are a whole bunch of people on this site right now thinking about fucking Beluga whales.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

From the thumbnail I thought it was someone in a mermaid costume.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sailors were viewing them from underwater?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omg that is so freaky! it literally looks like a woman trapped in beluga skin!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Look at that sweet mermaid ass.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

@OP I'm not 100% sure but I think those were taken at the Georgia Aquarium

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

????Baby beluga in the deep blue sea, swims so wild and he swims so free!????

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

reminds me of alien: resurrection

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How strong were those rum rations?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They do have pretty faces...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They look so creepy

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Belugas do have odd muscles compared to more streamlined certaceans like dolphins..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you hit that shit?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy whales.

10 years ago | Likes 271 Dislikes 1

I laughed way too long at this. +1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's like they're whearing nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They didn't see these from this angle though.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter had sex?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It makes sense that they might have mistaken beluga whales for mermaids, but nobody knows if any sailor ever actually did.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sigh *unzips*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're thinking of manatees

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stupid Sexy Beluga Whales.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still fappable

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5/7 would bang

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those sailors must have been drunk af and or retarded

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Fun fact: They actually did have sex with them. It was kind of an underground secret in the profession.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fun fact or creepy revelation

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're thinking of Dugongs.

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Don't tell me what to think!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah i thought it was dugongs an manatees?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

dugong vaginas are very similar to humans and they are very docile creatures. Mermaid isn't a legend, its 14 century bestiality fetish.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They are adorable though, I saw them many times in the Georgia Aquarium

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those are literally the ones from the GA aquarium. Sadly the one pictured died not too long ago

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and terrifying... adorable yet terrifying, like newborn babies...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"San Diego" of course in German means, "A Whale's Vagina."

10 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 15

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That would be "Walvagina", not so different to englisch.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

As a german, thats bullshit.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 6

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I live in a whales vagina?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well..you did up until your birth, anyway.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

For your information mother is a beautiful dinosaur, not a stupid whale.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

holy shit

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, it does not. Not even close.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its a movie quote..... Damn people, stop killing the joke

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're germans, they dont know what jokes are.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Umm, I guess I'd need the context of this to understand it? Apart from that, it's just a false statement.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

http://imgur.com/yGPhxPV

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

That's bullshit

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but San Diego means Vagina in German, right

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