HTButterbuns

381 pts ยท March 31, 2017


+1. I approve this message.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lmao. I just got put on a final with a group without even being told "hey, bruh, easy on X or Y" , then banned for being a dude. Damn.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Have not seen those- Gotta say tho, West Point is trippin' with their tinting crack down. The GSP cars are so dark, how is my '98 too dark??

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like calling them our kids so I can say "He get's it from YOUR side of the family" when he acts like an idiot. That's all.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That's a Charger Georgia State Patrol vehicle. Those fuckers are Pimped The Fuck Out. Pretty hot to gas up next to at the station.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A perfect him wouldn't be wearing a tarheel shirt *ba dum ts*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I.. I feel the need to compete with you. I can inhale bacon... Are you betrothed?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus, was it. Right when they were all... and then the music was still playin as... and then the whole like... JESUS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

c.... can you do dragons? I can't find anything like the pose I want and your style like... DAMN

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, someone told me I was stupid for not flaunting them, or cutting in more visible areas. I literally wanted to stab them right then.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God damn, this post got me hella salty. Fuck romanticizing/trivializing mental health. They can fuck right off to hell.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can keep it up all day. You're Schizo? Please, describe to me how loud your head got at that concert? Or, do you hear the static? Voices?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or, or, better yet, Oh, you're OCD? How many creases are still on that pillowcase after you spent three hours making the bed? Hmmm?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, you're bipolar? When is the last time you spent $1,500 in four days on a manic up? When was the last time you couldn't move from bed?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hit them in the windpipe, give them a taste of it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will love you. *gives you the bear hug* My buns are ready for you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It bothers me that that car is clearly doing 60 mph while they're taking the picture...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Is it working? Because I'd try weight management but all my fatasses would end up sneaking other petfood or just GETTING INTO THE CONTAINER.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I apologize for half my shirt collection in advance. :(

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have both of those shirts as standard Hawaiians. Can confirm.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And not enough space to play CAH with food and drinks still on the table.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet my house in GA is STILL the same distance away from the closest beach. But... In'n'Out? Does that .... do I get In'n'Out????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amen. Though I did hook a guy up with a free dessert because he scored a basket over my Jeep. 5/7 would do again.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate you so much right now. *looks up where near me sells frozen curds*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's funny as hell, though, I'm just picturing our cow dressed up as a clown and running at us for pets. ... oh god. No.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I FUCKING CAME HERE TO SAY THIS. FUCK THEM THE NEW ONE ISN'T THE SAME. #NOTMYSCENT #BRINGITBACK #FOXCRESTFORLIFEORIHUNTYOUDOWN

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHAT WAS I WEARING

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my state, all you need is seat belts, all functioning lights, and at least two mirrors. Literally.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0