A house divided against itself cannot stand -Lincoln

5 years ago | 1 0

Yea! I am so poor that my roomba only has a rotating brush on 1 side. That one has to be twice the cost and can CARRY FUCKING CATS.

5 years ago | 2 0

the plantening

5 years ago | 3 0

clearly it disappears in your hand or up your butt

5 years ago | 4 0

why?

5 years ago | 4 10

Carried it and then I smoked it

5 years ago | 1 0

420% according to my stoned math

5 years ago | 6 0

Cheeseburger nips are a nice touch

5 years ago | 1 0

STEEEEEERIKE

5 years ago | 14 0

Girl looks down at her panties: "It's high tide"

5 years ago | 5 0

Dont go

5 years ago | 1 0

Danny Devithoe

5 years ago | 1 0

Is that a fish penis?

5 years ago | 1 0

Dad?

5 years ago | 2 1

You just have to prove it was stolen by not showing a receipt

5 years ago | 73 0

Think it feels good?

5 years ago | 1 0

3D Printed cocoon

5 years ago | 1 0

I see what you did there.

5 years ago | 1 0

Voting for Trump should be a link to this number

5 years ago | 3 6

My boner shouldn't care about these things but it likes consistency.

5 years ago | 2 0

thanks for the different perspective

5 years ago | 1 0

thanks for the different perspective

5 years ago | 1 0

It's trickling down to me and now I have to vomit

5 years ago | 1 0

Steering wheel on wrong side, accent is american, she is right though, boner so confused right now

5 years ago | 1 4

Good ol' silk road

5 years ago | 1 0

Flappy

5 years ago | 1 0

All I've got in this world are my words and my balls and I aint breakin' for nobody

5 years ago | 1 0

something something if you're brave enough

5 years ago | 3 0

facts

5 years ago | 2 0