I'm a (mostly) harmless dude from the Midwest US with a quick wit and a love of puns. Started lifting weights in January of 2016, started learning guitar in mid-2016. I've learned a lot of how NOT to excel at both so far, along with a little bit of how to do these things right. Changed my username to "GuitarMuscles" in late 2016 so that every time I join imgur, I have a reminder of what my goals are. Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!