Casually dying
My once a year suit
Strange thrift store find
Greeeaaat
Well that’s…new
I hijacked my company’s trophy case
Sooo. My recent hobby has been inserting Godzilla into paintings
Stupid dinosaur ate my fi
Watching the new Jurassic Park and something hit me
Well I guess its time to get into the dog fighting culture
My Uber driver is kinda shifty… definitely the quiet type ??️
Where should I run down to?
Ok I know there are some lazy / creative Pokemon out there but here’s how this must have gone down.
Spooky Scary Skeletons
Never Ending Story
So I guess I have quails now… I
Yo, quail’s poop out eggs at an alarming rate apart
The only selfie with Ozzy
Ummm very poor choice of branding
First time posting a big stick
Burger of the day: Icreated a Muenster burger.
Start your stopwatch
What it’s going to feel like tomorrow morning. Ugh
Well… that’s terrifyingly ominous
Get your stick here! Only $3
Dont forget kids chameleons need to go for a walk too ?
I guess this is life now
“Hi, you’re Rick right? I’m Negan…”
“Im a very rich widow with a terrible secret. Who are you?
I swear I thought it was a prank
Go out and vote!
Jersey Mikes, we’re going to need to discuss your sizing consistency
How do you even walk?
Random (but shiny) Etsy find
Not going to lie, I miss chonky Pikachu
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
Thick paint art crawl
I have done my civic duty, I have passed the torch
So I just realized something
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
Remember kids, sometimes the banana wants to eat you too
So … I decided to adopt a Falcor
“Hey! Listen” Happy Holidays everyone
“Steady, steady! It’s fine! Everything’s fine
Ok, 3.2.1. Let’s jam
I think I’m losing my super power
Jupiter Farms, Florida #earthday #swamp
Nope, never again
First music video I ever saw, first cassette i bought, first song i memorized.
Star lord and Deadpool
Well…. Duh
Rockabilly Batman
Do I know a lot of people looove Xmas
I decided to make a Stealy