GotBetterThingsToDo

6688 pts ยท December 6, 2015


Dude you're talking to my sandwich

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Any light is black light when you stray far enough from god's sight

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FUCK YES VICTORIAAAAAAAAAA LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

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Mine got over it and ignores us now and just keeps typing.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Their hot and spicy recipe is the bomb

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice Do they have a pause, and a 10 seconds back button too, because that would rock. Imagine never having to ask for repeats.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Big fire need big air, big top bricks big low to big reflect heat.

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Ark is grindier than a 52-hour a week job. It is a game you buy for 10 friends so that 3 will play with you and you have a bare hope of progress. After 50 years you get a mechano-dinosaur army and a stale cake in the break room.

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#22 Just start typing the URL, when you see the mistake pop up in autocomplete use your arrow keys to move down to it, hold SHIFT and hit delete. You are welcome.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Easily ten times too much. It's there to fill in micro-crevices, not as a barrier between CPU and cooler

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Those are hammered down as a longer pipe and cut to height, then topped with a cap and a screw.

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Pressure sprayer, it has a pump and you put a little air into them to squirt under light pressure. It's a wide spray of soap which foams when sprayed like that, so it looks like more than it is.

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"Heard you killed your dog."

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So the moral here should be that suburban moms are fear-driven idiots and don't know jack shit about skateboarders.

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Well all right, but I don't play WarHammer and I don't have cool hobbies, so I'mma ask for a figurine of a pretty pebble.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bob Ross, Carl Sagan, and that guy in Japan who planted a mountainside with his blind wife's favorite flowers so she could smell them in the breeze would like a word with you. Fortunately it's a kind word.

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"globalist" = dogwhistle for "Jews" for anyone outside of the U.S.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, it means he played the song back slower.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

...and at least several people badly injured. I mean, wtf.

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Three? What kind of godless villain are you?!

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Should have been Anya

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They will eat them and can quickly end up needing surgery to save their lives from a blockage or bind..

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Ah, a dump meme.

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If you can trip a blind person, they have to let you keep the dog. (Obligatory: DO NOT DO THIS)

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You are much better off with a warm washcloth and mild soap, and a tiny dot of lotion. Otherwise you get swifty-ass which while funny to watch extends into a greaseball :D

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Bagpipers stroll when they play to get away from the noise.

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It's not exactly it, but the original artist in the early 1900's was definitely riffing on it.

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