GoodEarthBetweenMyToes

48167 pts ยท September 19, 2014


Ummm, I'm a classically trained chef who still loves Kraft Dinner.

Oh Hun, they're not getting any there, either.

1 day ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You sink it, you buy it.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My boyfriend is in positions 3 and 6. Depends on the time of day.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, we can see your pendennis. *Snicker*

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kudos, saucemeister.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hey @OP. What does it actually do? It's a cool-looking piece of kit, but Google only shows me more pictures of the machine, not what it produces.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This needs to be on the front page.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Every time.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is amazing! Do hockey next, please.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The bottle will last 10,000 years. The flappy-do thing will last one.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Better than Noem" is such a low bar, and he still can't clear it

1 week ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Howdy, Ms. Partialnameispartial.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe a pop-up book would have given her some of the same satisfaction as, well, ....

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How long does it go on for?

1 week ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

This lip-synching is shit.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 I'll have this song stuck in my head all day.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Suspicious lack of interest? It was on the front page of the NYT last week.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's just like the Grouse Grind in Vancouver, only with terror and non-stop butt-clenching.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but his own plans for a genocide in Palestine, followed by beach-front developments in Gaza had to be thwarted.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Passing along J.D. Vance's eye-liner routine.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Conan the Octogenarian. Hope it has Grace Jones, too.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 That's really sweet.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I see some itty bitty trees. Is this Inuvik?

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

~ A haiku to contradict this

Moldering taters
Out of sight in a cupboard
Schroedinger's tubers.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice work, Bud! I'll bet it feels super.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that's what Elon named his kid after!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Serious question: I know it will sound different when the stadium is filled with people. How do the sound engineers adjust for that ahead of time?

3 weeks ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

You mean Tucci? Definitely. Food looks amazing, too.

4 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Please make it open to grown-ups, too. Please!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I said fire, not staphylococcus.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0