GloriousComment

159815 pts · June 28, 2016


https://imgur.com/gallery/24gukE5 "Well..."

Disc eyes, you say? v

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I don't know which one to make a reference to. I'm distracted by hunger and really want an LGBT now.

7 years ago | Likes 394 Dislikes 1

And now, I feel even more insignificant.

7 years ago | Likes 340 Dislikes 4

"Oh, it didn't scan I guESS THAT MEANS IT'S FREE LOL" said every third customer

7 years ago | Likes 606 Dislikes 11

I herd Imgur likes puns.

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 3

We should leather just have her fun.

7 years ago | Likes 443 Dislikes 17

So you’re PMSing pretty bad, huh? v

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

What subject is the exam for? v

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You guys are going to jinx it and kill her.

7 years ago | Likes 398 Dislikes 6

Guys, please stop disrespecting my future ex-wife.

7 years ago | Likes 345 Dislikes 3

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7 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

At least the girl only wants food. My dog expects me to open doors for him and even pick up his shit.

7 years ago | Likes 846 Dislikes 12

He appears to be making some magnum breadsticks.

7 years ago | Likes 1640 Dislikes 5

Admit it. You're wondering how many girls he's fingered. v

7 years ago | Likes 916 Dislikes 21

I think it's awesome, but then again, beauty is in the

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 0

You already know we'll upvote The Office, but then you throw Shakespeare in our faces?

7 years ago | Likes 355 Dislikes 1

See? Sometimes you gotta take the pussy like Pepe. v

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 14

This may save your life one day: Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

OP, I hope someone blesses your inbox today with boobs.

7 years ago | Likes 199 Dislikes 2

What an absurd question. Of course I'm wea-- v

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I'm just using my sweatpants to store them in a single place for later and then I can make Cheetos-flavored ranch Doritos.

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Over 130? What a cow! *wipes Cheetos crumbs on pants*

7 years ago | Likes 2209 Dislikes 7

I was at a restaurant the other night and the waitress had a black eye. I ordered real slowly because apparently she doesn't fucking listen.

7 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

It was a coyote. Boy, I really hope you get fired for that blunder.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man, this is crazy. I hope I didn't brain my damage. v

7 years ago | Likes 262 Dislikes 0

Even the skies aren't safe v

7 years ago | Likes 404 Dislikes 0

Just give me the virus link

7 years ago | Likes 467 Dislikes 4

You should be cleaning your room, OP. Get off the internet before I tell your neighbor.

7 years ago | Likes 1161 Dislikes 1

*tips hat at female mosquito* M'laria.

7 years ago | Likes 319 Dislikes 0