SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
When my family talks about me in front of me
Why is this robot so angry?
I heard you guys want crabs
thlip thlip thlip thlip thlip
weet weet weet weet weet
Bark.
How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
MRW my post makes it to Most Viral but all I get is more points
M'squito
I've made a huge mistake
MRW regret becomes inevitable
My cat's reaction to... everything.
Heyyyyy
I'll tell you when I've had enough
They call me Cuban Pete
Round 1, FIGHT!
Why are you the way that you are?
We're done here.
When my cat sees me looking at cats on the internet
Blind girl loves her cat
OMG OMG OMG WE WON
WATER WATER OMG WATER
Nom. Nom. Nom.
MRW the motivation to get in shape wears off during the first healthy meal
Achoo.
MRW it's cold as fuck and I unwrap a gift of socks
RIP Chris Farley (February 15, 1964 – December 18, 1997)
GET THAT CAT OUTTA THE WAY
What even are corgis?
Stay out of my territory
Fuck you, physics. I'm a shark.
Don't run away from your feelings!
What does a robot do after he screws?
19 and 20 got in a fight
When I swim along with you
MRW I learn that cats have a third eyelid