Imgur showed me that I'm not as witty or funny as my mom told me I was. Even when I do think of something clever to post someone usually beats me to the punch ... and I have so far to go to become Glorious. =/ Ugh. But at least I didn't get duped into upgrading to the new android app, suckers!
Good luck! I was due this past Wednesday & feel like there's an alien living in my stomach & trying to kill me.
Same goes for the guys! Midwestern guys are so manly, big, & nice. I'm in AZ now and the dudes are prettier, more high-maint than most girls
Doh!!!
Heroes in a half shell!
It's a keloid. It's excess scar tissue on top of an old injury basically. Like if you have an incision, too much scar tissue grows on top.
I thought she was just calling him odd in general and emphasizing it.
Wait, what are they then??
So gross. It also looks like a petri dish, which can be equally as disgusting.
Due to the spelling, my fist reaction was, "Eh, typical. My husband would do that." THEN that edit! I don't have the balls for that shit.
I do the same thing, with that exact conditioner, only I is Redken shampoo.
Found the shark!
GO SPARTANS!!!!!!
GO SPARTANS!!!!!!
2/2 She went to the news asking the community to help her find her fucking blanket. Wtf.
I'm in Phx & were dealing with a hwy shooter. The other day I heard a Philadelphia news broadcast of a college girl who lost her blankie.1/2
Your mom. GO GREEN!
I'm diggin' your style, homie.
I feel like you're confused about what a hypothesis is...
Truth. Pointless to memorize all those kg to lbs conversions. Just multiply kg by 2.2 to get lbs. Chart is a waste of space.
And your hair part on your head. It burns (ow!) then flakes and looks like dandruff (ew!).
That's unnecessary. However, I did create an email acct for my kid (due in Oct.) so I can send her random thoughts, pics, etc, so I dunno...
Fucking disgusting.
*brush
Actually, he's named after Will... His name is Trey.
"Sorry for the FP edit, but wow guys!..."
Clearly I do not, as a couple days have passed and I am just now seeing that you replied. Haha. ;)
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And they want everything handed to them. "What's going to be on the exam?" How about ANYTHING FROM LECTURE OR OUR READINGS, YOU DUMB FUCKS?
That doesn't always work. If you have a stainless steel sink, you can just rub your hands/fingers/nails on it & the smell is instantly gone.
Kanye, is that you?