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Sep 26, 2015 9:04 AM
sweet0and0salty0dreams
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cheesypoofs
I was so traumatized by the sad intro to Up that I completely repressed it and I have no memory of it even after seeing it referenced online
InboxMeYourGoldenRetrievers
I came here for the 2nd image.
Burgleflanglecinnabutters
That last one though
goflyblind
#6 : http://extrafabulouscomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/insensitive.gif
SirBixby
I tested it with mine and she couldn't break it so she pushed against the floor with her nose and made a mess in the kitchen
MagikMoose
Crab people crab people
Davestar1230
Ok, we got crab lord and shark pope. I'm well on my way to an ocean pantheon.
ShadowSnowLeopard
#19 My best friend's name is Kat. Her hair certainly doesn't work like that.
likeasiringtinsir
lorde voldemort looks like a woman that got busted in a meth den
AGermanShepherd
I can carry eggs in my mouth without breaking them too! I just choose to eat them instead.
LifeDoesntDescriminate
The woman my ex cheated with has been described as "Voldemort in a frizzy wig." And I'm dying laughing
LwaysLaffing
The Kleenex cat has clearly been watching Maru vids
ANicePairofSlacks
Reaverz0r
I like to pretend that during the wedding in UP, they waved to each other's families. Hers disapprove, his cant believe her got her
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
Isn't that what happened?
junjito
I physically laughed at the Jack Black one. I haven't laughed in a long time.
sweet0and0salty0dreams
good to hear!
ExplodingTacos
#2 unless they think it's a toy and bite down on it right away
iKon2000
Or food
justtwobrothers
Karl, King of ducks.
HowDoYouGIF
There ain't going to be any bandits with those mudcrabs around.
Alphamatter
CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE
IJustWantToSave
Welcome to imgur: Where we hate tumblr but love its content
RetrieveThatGold
Imgur sifts through the horrible Tumblr posts and gives us gold. I'm okay with that
Felman
fuck the haters, some tumblr is funny shit. Just like how some of imgur is funny but most are cunts.
DeusCaritasEst
More like "where we don't know how/don't want to use tumblr but love its content."
HappyPiggy
#8 Tough crowd, almost like someone died.
Roserapaine
Oh my god, too soon!!
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
His freedom.
lookatmeimmrmeeseeks
#1 wait you can see the locations of your followers ?
mirria
#18
IAimtoMisbehaveNotLikeThatOtherSpacePirate
KIWIS!!!! I once visited an NZ sanctuary where I was led into a dark atrium and told to stand still and then suddenly +
IAimtoMisbehaveNotLikeThatOtherSpacePirate
- there were just traveling gnome-sized birds with tiny wings running around my feet and standing on my shoes. The glorious kiwis.
MyBloodHurts
That was beautiful.
TheCellistVirtuoso
last one "i am karl king of crustaceans"
iisbored
I am craig czar of crabs
deejdart
Technically, birds are pregnant in that time between fertilized and actually laying the egg. It takes time to make a shell.
batlrar
Biologically yes, but this was for math.
corvettee01
That last one, they are summoning Cthulhu.
EClaire1073
Crab-thulu
pirtunen
We're all screwed
Maniko
CALYPSSSSSSSO
EClaire1073
Crab-thulhu.
cthuhlu
I have arrived...
MUSICALCARS
*zoidberg
SgtEziosRequiem
They are asking for their liberator to be spared.
Denvercoder09
You know that's not going to happen....
SgtEziosRequiem
Unfortunately so.
mbhatter
Crab people, crab people, crab people
Dagg215
Taste like crab, talk like people
FlareonTheFalseProphet
#2 relevant
"she popped the first two, now she carries this one very gently"
DreaminFree
PSA from a balloon artist: please do not give pets or children under 3 balloons. When they pop they can easily choke on them.
AyoSis
Yeah, you have to give them at least 4.
Salvantas
This made me laugh harder than anything in the actual post.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
#2 fun fact, golden retrievers were bred to retrieve birds for hunters without damaging them. this is also why they are so patient.
piggiesaremyfave
Other retrievers are bred to hold things gently in their mouths, too. My toller can and will carry anything without hurting it, (1/2)
TheRealMikeyRamone
I love goldens, the derpiest most adorable puppies ever.
SirBixby
I tested it with mine and she couldn't break it so she pushed against the floor with her nose and made a mess in the kitchen
PostingFromMyBeeper
Instructions unclear: threw eggs at pheasant.
Misora
I kind of want to try this with my dog who isn't a golden retriever. Eggs are surprisingly sturdy.
WhatRaySay
been quail hunting a few times with my friend and his golden, it's crazy how efficient they are at finding and gently retrieving
simsl
*gentle retrieving intensifies*
Procrastinating4Dayz
I really, really, want a golden retriever but, and correct me if I'm wrong, I think they need a lot of exercise. Not sure I can provide that
ohohitsmanda
We had a purebred, patient and intelligent GR. He was bred for that. But along with breeding, comes issues like tumors. He died at 8y/o.
PrepareYourButthole
Adopt a senior dog who is ready to chill with you!
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
If you don't keep them mentally occupied, they will fuck your shit up. And they are very clever at coming up with new ways to wreck things.
raedeshe
The moment you see the light in a Golden's eyes when they figure out a new way to wreck things is terrifying
bexyrex
I always wonder how the fuck do you breed behavior into an animals genetics. I get physical traits. But breeding patience? Wow.
GetBackToWorkYouFool
Come to think of it that is pretty flippin' sweet
pyronoia
1/2 Check out Belyaev's Domesticated Fox experiment in Siberia: http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2011/03/taming-wild-animals/ratliff-text/1
pyronoia
2/2 Quick summary on wikiedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox
Gaylenin
Take the naturally more patient dogs and breed them with other naturally patient dogs and teach their puppies to be patient
bexyrex
I know it just it seems kinda amazing to me even though it SOUNDS simple. Like I imagine that takes a damn long time to do.
gandraw
FYI teaching has nothing to do with breeding
Noughmad
And people still don't believe in evolution.
Flyndaran
Americans and rural villagers that are scared by planes don't believe in evolution. The rest of the world does.
JamesLutalo
As a conservative Catholic, I believe in evolution
TheBalto
Err... ... can you... elaborate that?