GimlisaurusRex

21739 pts · December 18, 2014


Texan. Redneck at times. Engineer.

Having to order the fries a certain way to have them not fucked up… that’s a problem.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Their fries are the worst thing that can be loosely defined as ‘fries’. Microwaved day-old McDonald’s fries are better.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Damn, that’s a high-res gif.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel personally Artaxed.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, those logos are indeed very similar. The Williams one has some crossover in the center, this is definitely a Motorola logo. Neat.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

one for r/noisygifs if ever there was one.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a good possibility — doesn’t look _quite_ the same as the current ones, but I’d believe it. Thanks!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a good possibility — doesn’t look _quite_ the same as the current ones, but I’d believe it. Thanks!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...this I am aware of. What kind?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s 1/4” drive on the chrome end.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wooden legs?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, lots of folks thought it was OP that was pretty, per the caption. Glad to hear OP’s not dead.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Typhoon and hurricane emblems should rotate opposite directions

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You gotta have a large enough volume at sufficient hydrostatic pressure, and WORK QUICKLY

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: she was fine until he killed her after the awards ceremony

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

pitbullfireball.gif

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How much joint would a wood joint joint if a wood joint could joint wood?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: French toast for six meals in a row

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SO SQUEAKY

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WAITAMINNIT _Harleen_?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 isn’t actually German; it’s a big Lebowski reference that’s missing a ‘k’. #buzzkill

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s gonna leave a knot

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, now I’ve seine everything.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohhhh it’s a compact phone

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have looked at him and gone “oh yeah, forgot we need white bread”

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Also, FUCK THAT GUY that hit you, driving knowing he might have a seizure.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

good for you, acknowledging that this was automotive engineering that saved you. I hope you recover smoothly.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s Monday at 7:45am

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s a vinyl curtain door, y’all.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“BWUH?”

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0