480 pts · December 13, 2014
"Something about yourself" I'm great at following directions and being unoriginal.
I know it's late, but for next time, maybe consider a Swiss meringue buttercream? It's light and fluffy and holds its shape beautifully!
I really hope this comment is a joke...
I see you, killer tomato
I blame this on the movement to make 'gourmet' versions of everything. Stop trying to class up my street food god damn it!
You're not missing that much. I'd choose pizza bagels over them any day.
You're strong OP. You'll get through this.
I met shen at a convention this summer. He was such a lovely person!
At first I thought it was some kind of parasite-filled sack
The fact that she lied repeatedly shows that she knew it was wrong but did it anyway.
Having been on the Internet a while, I hope she's taken some kind of self defense class, because I fear for that girl...
At that point you don't even deserve to wear shoes.
It's Abby Cable, his swamp wife.
Those are the most conspicuous thieves I've ever seen.
*odd couple theme plays*
Damn kids! Pick a hair color!
What kind of paint did you use?
Touché. The two should probably just remain separate, for everyone's sake.
Hey man, for better or for worse, there is somebody somewhere who wants your milkshake.
Windshields are fucking filthy and don't belong anywhere near a vagina.
I think in that situation you have to just drop trou and piss all over the floor (while squatting of course because you're a lady).
What? Were you not traumatized enough for her liking? Your recovery process is none of her god damn business.
I can feel Freud's ghost becoming stronger.
Spearows are apparently uncommon but my yard is littered with those little bastards.
They didn't really burn witches. Most of the 'witches' were hanged, actually. One guy had rocks piled on his chest until death, though.
Yeah, bigdog!
The packaging is shit, but the product is damn fine.
I was expecting Doctor Rockso.
I will never not love Mathew Gray Gubler and his stupid adorable face.
I won't lie, for a second I thought it would be cera.
I don't think it counts as love if it's in your room by yourself.
I know it's late, but for next time, maybe consider a Swiss meringue buttercream? It's light and fluffy and holds its shape beautifully!
I really hope this comment is a joke...
I see you, killer tomato
I blame this on the movement to make 'gourmet' versions of everything. Stop trying to class up my street food god damn it!
You're not missing that much. I'd choose pizza bagels over them any day.
You're strong OP. You'll get through this.
I met shen at a convention this summer. He was such a lovely person!
At first I thought it was some kind of parasite-filled sack
The fact that she lied repeatedly shows that she knew it was wrong but did it anyway.
Having been on the Internet a while, I hope she's taken some kind of self defense class, because I fear for that girl...
At that point you don't even deserve to wear shoes.
It's Abby Cable, his swamp wife.
Those are the most conspicuous thieves I've ever seen.
*odd couple theme plays*
Damn kids! Pick a hair color!
What kind of paint did you use?
Touché. The two should probably just remain separate, for everyone's sake.
Hey man, for better or for worse, there is somebody somewhere who wants your milkshake.
Windshields are fucking filthy and don't belong anywhere near a vagina.
I think in that situation you have to just drop trou and piss all over the floor (while squatting of course because you're a lady).
What? Were you not traumatized enough for her liking? Your recovery process is none of her god damn business.
I can feel Freud's ghost becoming stronger.
Spearows are apparently uncommon but my yard is littered with those little bastards.
They didn't really burn witches. Most of the 'witches' were hanged, actually. One guy had rocks piled on his chest until death, though.
Yeah, bigdog!
The packaging is shit, but the product is damn fine.
I was expecting Doctor Rockso.
I will never not love Mathew Gray Gubler and his stupid adorable face.
I won't lie, for a second I thought it would be cera.
I don't think it counts as love if it's in your room by yourself.