Ghanfer

10480 pts · June 4, 2016


Yeah I'll poo in your mouth for $20. A little about me! I am a former financial advisor who turned a stand-up comedy hobby into a career. After years of hard work I finally started making enough money from gigs to support myself and focus on what I love. I love comedy, I love doing stand up in the Washington, DC area. Right now I travel up and down the east coast performing. More than stand-up, I love to write. I love story and character development. When I am not performing I am studying script writing, going to workshops, working with my improv group, and writing or practicing my jokes. This is a second account. I don't care about points. I don't care if you don't like me. Doing stand up I'm quite used to offending people. Over the years I've found that the type of people who get overly offended are the same people who ate glue in 4th grade or just have nothing going on in their lives. The more dark shit you can handle the more I like you. I write what I want on here and it's 98.3% of the time a joke so if you seriously have a problem with it then I wholeheartedly welcome you to shove it up your ass. I also love the stock market and investing, I love math and science. I love my friend's children and dogs. Working out and vodka are also close to my heart. I'm married to an amazing man. The name Ghanfer was the name that I was performing under when I first started doing stand up. I was embarrassed and didn't want my real name out there. I had been performing for about 3 years before I told anyone- including my very supportive and loving husband. I waited because I thought they would hate the character I created for my stand up.

Oh shit. Those were fucking creepy. Especially that last one. I won't be sleeping tonight thanks a lot @OP.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 11

We're roofies.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Home and spend 3-4 hours working on my AP class homework. What way are you trying to say Americans are?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

School started at 7:00 AM. Ended at 2:10 PM. I had after school sports until about 5:00 PM then I worked from 6:00-10:30 pm then I would go

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9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Feels like tattoo guy compensates for insecurities by getting lots of tattoos on his face and acts like a dick to show how tough he is.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 3

This is painful.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

This actually isn't a cartoon at all. That's me.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

That's disgusting.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought most HS ended at 2:10? Idk. It's been a while. Sounds like they were somewhere after school.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lmao.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You should go watch the interview. He explains is more. I do think they were having a laugh because this young kid saw a chance to get ahead

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“De Grasse was supposed to slow down at the end,” Bolt said on NBC and on BBC, and he laughed heartily.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, you're wrong. They interviewed Usain after the race and this is what he said.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The dick thickens.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Top two, but exactly.

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What a quitter b

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's laughing because they're supposed to slow down at the end since it's a qualifier. The other guy was trying to beat Bolt. I love this.

9 years ago | Likes 375 Dislikes 2

It's impossible to not upvote otters. Will someone make a GIF of Hitler upvoting pictures of otters? Even monsters love otters.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mayor Adam West.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Art.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Needs sauce.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You don't want it. It's a dick pic.

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

10 things of Coke, Mexico? Damn.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Find the DUFF.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seizure?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's bro love!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg. Nice catch.

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