Yeah I'll poo in your mouth for $20. A little about me! I am a former financial advisor who turned a stand-up comedy hobby into a career. After years of hard work I finally started making enough money from gigs to support myself and focus on what I love. I love comedy, I love doing stand up in the Washington, DC area. Right now I travel up and down the east coast performing. More than stand-up, I love to write. I love story and character development. When I am not performing I am studying script writing, going to workshops, working with my improv group, and writing or practicing my jokes. This is a second account. I don't care about points. I don't care if you don't like me. Doing stand up I'm quite used to offending people. Over the years I've found that the type of people who get overly offended are the same people who ate glue in 4th grade or just have nothing going on in their lives. The more dark shit you can handle the more I like you. I write what I want on here and it's 98.3% of the time a joke so if you seriously have a problem with it then I wholeheartedly welcome you to shove it up your ass. I also love the stock market and investing, I love math and science. I love my friend's children and dogs. Working out and vodka are also close to my heart. I'm married to an amazing man. The name Ghanfer was the name that I was performing under when I first started doing stand up. I was embarrassed and didn't want my real name out there. I had been performing for about 3 years before I told anyone- including my very supportive and loving husband. I waited because I thought they would hate the character I created for my stand up.
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