27604 pts ยท November 3, 2013
I probably exist. Anything more is speculation.
Those desks were the bane of my existence. There is no practical way to get in them, blocked on both sides. God forbid you're in a skirt...
No, sadly, geese are only helpful in hunting for Canadians.
Alright, I confess, these aren't even ducks. They're geese. I'm a fraud.
I'm on a chair. At a table. Playing behind a screen is for bitches and stats junkies.
We should play poker sometime.
@CommonWhiteBoy
When this was posted the top comment was "When my cat starts doing that I think it's time to put her down"
Shhh.
Holy fuck, this changes everything. Not really but I just really wanted to say that.
For what it's worth, that's a clever joke.
Who doesn't like David Tennant?
That matrix reference you all want to make is fifteen years old. Think about that.
I wish. That bastard bought out all the tinfoil in the tri-country area. Now what do I do about the satellites?
I was looking for him
I don't know, Sweden seems to have gotten pretty damn close to making it go away.
If the dash cam supported what the cops said it would have been leaked to the media by Monday. I have a feeling it'll be useless.
Only police witnesses claim that. All civilian witnesses agree he was shot with his arms up and ran away, he never tried to grab a gun.
They have people employed whose entire job is to find content they don't support and send take-down notices.
Gonna assume that's the internet equivalent of a downvote. Delivered, slutbunny.
No, but I can call you a cocksucking slutbunny. Close enough?
Not sure if it extends to other uses, but in bdsm relationships, Subs often refer to male Doms as their Daddy.
Read the username hotcakes.
Somewhere between five and seven shots of tequila.
My roommate and I never wear pants in the apartment. We go grocery shopping, walk through the door, shoes and pants come off right away.
The girl said it, not my friend. It's a quote from her.
Nope. The girl, very much not my friend, said Hindu. Not saying it's correct, just a direct quote.
What if I told you Hinduism is closer to a lifestyle, a cultural identity, than a religion in the western sense? The friend is Hindu.
Girl sees some pretty words in Hindi, someone tells her it means strength. Gets them tattooed. Turns out they don't mean strength.
It was a quote. And yes, be that guy. The friend is Hindu, it pissed him off.
Dimma-fun would have been better, I feel.
Those desks were the bane of my existence. There is no practical way to get in them, blocked on both sides. God forbid you're in a skirt...
No, sadly, geese are only helpful in hunting for Canadians.
Alright, I confess, these aren't even ducks. They're geese. I'm a fraud.
I'm on a chair. At a table. Playing behind a screen is for bitches and stats junkies.
We should play poker sometime.
@CommonWhiteBoy
When this was posted the top comment was "When my cat starts doing that I think it's time to put her down"
Shhh.
Holy fuck, this changes everything. Not really but I just really wanted to say that.
For what it's worth, that's a clever joke.
Who doesn't like David Tennant?
That matrix reference you all want to make is fifteen years old. Think about that.
I wish. That bastard bought out all the tinfoil in the tri-country area. Now what do I do about the satellites?
I was looking for him
I don't know, Sweden seems to have gotten pretty damn close to making it go away.
If the dash cam supported what the cops said it would have been leaked to the media by Monday. I have a feeling it'll be useless.
Only police witnesses claim that. All civilian witnesses agree he was shot with his arms up and ran away, he never tried to grab a gun.
They have people employed whose entire job is to find content they don't support and send take-down notices.
Gonna assume that's the internet equivalent of a downvote. Delivered, slutbunny.
No, but I can call you a cocksucking slutbunny. Close enough?
Not sure if it extends to other uses, but in bdsm relationships, Subs often refer to male Doms as their Daddy.
Read the username hotcakes.
Somewhere between five and seven shots of tequila.
My roommate and I never wear pants in the apartment. We go grocery shopping, walk through the door, shoes and pants come off right away.
The girl said it, not my friend. It's a quote from her.
Nope. The girl, very much not my friend, said Hindu. Not saying it's correct, just a direct quote.
What if I told you Hinduism is closer to a lifestyle, a cultural identity, than a religion in the western sense? The friend is Hindu.
Girl sees some pretty words in Hindi, someone tells her it means strength. Gets them tattooed. Turns out they don't mean strength.
It was a quote. And yes, be that guy. The friend is Hindu, it pissed him off.
Dimma-fun would have been better, I feel.