GenuineHumanFemale

27604 pts ยท November 3, 2013


I probably exist. Anything more is speculation.

Those desks were the bane of my existence. There is no practical way to get in them, blocked on both sides. God forbid you're in a skirt...

11 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 3

No, sadly, geese are only helpful in hunting for Canadians.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alright, I confess, these aren't even ducks. They're geese. I'm a fraud.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I'm on a chair. At a table. Playing behind a screen is for bitches and stats junkies.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We should play poker sometime.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@CommonWhiteBoy

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When this was posted the top comment was "When my cat starts doing that I think it's time to put her down"

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Shhh.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck, this changes everything. Not really but I just really wanted to say that.

11 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

For what it's worth, that's a clever joke.

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Who doesn't like David Tennant?

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

That matrix reference you all want to make is fifteen years old. Think about that.

11 years ago | Likes 278 Dislikes 7

I wish. That bastard bought out all the tinfoil in the tri-country area. Now what do I do about the satellites?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was looking for him

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I don't know, Sweden seems to have gotten pretty damn close to making it go away.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

If the dash cam supported what the cops said it would have been leaked to the media by Monday. I have a feeling it'll be useless.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Only police witnesses claim that. All civilian witnesses agree he was shot with his arms up and ran away, he never tried to grab a gun.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

They have people employed whose entire job is to find content they don't support and send take-down notices.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gonna assume that's the internet equivalent of a downvote. Delivered, slutbunny.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but I can call you a cocksucking slutbunny. Close enough?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure if it extends to other uses, but in bdsm relationships, Subs often refer to male Doms as their Daddy.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Read the username hotcakes.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Somewhere between five and seven shots of tequila.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My roommate and I never wear pants in the apartment. We go grocery shopping, walk through the door, shoes and pants come off right away.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The girl said it, not my friend. It's a quote from her.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Nope. The girl, very much not my friend, said Hindu. Not saying it's correct, just a direct quote.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What if I told you Hinduism is closer to a lifestyle, a cultural identity, than a religion in the western sense? The friend is Hindu.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Girl sees some pretty words in Hindi, someone tells her it means strength. Gets them tattooed. Turns out they don't mean strength.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a quote. And yes, be that guy. The friend is Hindu, it pissed him off.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dimma-fun would have been better, I feel.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0