My friend's reaction when a girl showed him her new tattoo
Trudging. To trudge. The slow, weary, depressing yet determined walk of a man who has nothing left in his life except the impulse to simply soldier on.
Solar Power Explained
Oh, I'm sorry, did you already see some ducks dressed in elaborate duck-gowns with matching duck-hats today? My mistake, carry on.
I'm high on painkillers and I keep reading everything as a "Hug Moment"
But they're still people, you know, with feelings and everything. Don't say anything too hurtful.
Oh Tina Fey, you're my lady-crush.
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It's been in the back of my mind through every relationship I've ever had.
4'33" is a satirical piece. It is four minutes and thirty-three seconds of dead silence.
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This. This dog has life figured out. I want to be this dog.
Your Call is Important to Us.
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The more you know...
Convincing my friend that I wasn't drunk.
I made a thing. That's watermelon. Yay.
Happy Singles Awareness Day, to all my single friends in User Submitted!
It's the little things that make you want to burn the world.
Old, but tips that every aspiring writer should keep in mind.
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If I see this in your shower, you get my respect.
What would you see?
I have a picture of a delighted turtle. What will you trade me?
Good Night imgur. Forget about the gore porn that was just up. Happy thoughts.
Delicious Recipes and an Awesome Imgurian Being Awesome
55 Gallons of Lube
Reddit military stories
Oh, sorry, were you having fun? Well here's a handful of feelings.
If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
Reddit gold.
My view of my date last night. We're both 6+ feet tall.
If you ever need a book title to impress the ladies with, I offer this as a suggestion.
Cheers from Michigan