GenuineHumanFemale

27604 pts ยท November 3, 2013


I probably exist. Anything more is speculation.

My friend's reaction when a girl showed him her new tattoo

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Trudging. To trudge. The slow, weary, depressing yet determined walk of a man who has nothing left in his life except the impulse to simply soldier on.

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Solar Power Explained

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Oh, I'm sorry, did you already see some ducks dressed in elaborate duck-gowns with matching duck-hats today? My mistake, carry on.

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I'm high on painkillers and I keep reading everything as a "Hug Moment"

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But they're still people, you know, with feelings and everything. Don't say anything too hurtful.

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Oh Tina Fey, you're my lady-crush.

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It's been in the back of my mind through every relationship I've ever had.

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4'33" is a satirical piece. It is four minutes and thirty-three seconds of dead silence.

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This. This dog has life figured out. I want to be this dog.

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Your Call is Important to Us.

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The more you know...

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Convincing my friend that I wasn't drunk.

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I made a thing. That's watermelon. Yay.

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Happy Singles Awareness Day, to all my single friends in User Submitted!

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It's the little things that make you want to burn the world.

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Old, but tips that every aspiring writer should keep in mind.

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Title

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If I see this in your shower, you get my respect.

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What would you see?

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I have a picture of a delighted turtle. What will you trade me?

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Good Night imgur. Forget about the gore porn that was just up. Happy thoughts.

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Delicious Recipes and an Awesome Imgurian Being Awesome

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55 Gallons of Lube

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Reddit military stories

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Oh, sorry, were you having fun? Well here's a handful of feelings.

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If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

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Reddit gold.

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My view of my date last night. We're both 6+ feet tall.

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If you ever need a book title to impress the ladies with, I offer this as a suggestion.

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Cheers from Michigan

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