Gargwill

19833 pts ยท April 4, 2016


At least Benedict served his country, at least at the start of the war.

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#11 Half a dozen is a rough guide. Look, 'a couple' is 2-3 beers, 'half a dozen' is 5-7 beers, which leaves a sweet spot for when your partner says "You were only going for a couple, how many have you had, half a dozen?" so you can stand there, swaying, and say "THERE. WERE. FOUR. BEERS!"

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"Now we've got rid of the illegal immigrants, who are we going after next?" "..." "Who are our next targets?" "...."

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A hot dog is a de-gloved corn dog.

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"You'll stay till the job is done"

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IS everything OK dude?

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"The Daily Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country. The Guardian is read by the people who think they ought to run the country. The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country. The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country. The Financial Times is read by the people who own the country. The Morning Star is read by the people who think the country should be run by another country, and The Telegraph is read by the people who think it is."

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Gith lesbian sex.

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"Aaaaah! Tiger! Look out!"

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh look, "French surrender" jokes, how droll...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No longer blazing it.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

18ft? Amatures, it's 50ft of hempen rope & a 10ft pole! Oh, and a flint & steel, a lantern and iron rations for 3 days! Do you guys even adventure, bros?

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New Arithmetic on the Frontier.

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A kilt is a type of skirt.

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Do you not, like, have driving tests, or...?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean the 13th explicitly allows for slavery as a form of punishment for crimes...

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Someone forgot to tell the CIA what they wanted.

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Well tell Cooper to come get their damn hawk outta my porch!

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Old Rocks.

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GNU Pterry

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No, liberals run interference for the right.

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I heard it was a Kuwaiti F/A-18...

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Blessed release, soon it w

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No, there's one other country that does that, at least.

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V for vult. 'God wills it' in Latin.

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Better for brown children to lose their lives?

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Worst. Bond villain. Ever.

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They're under the beds! THEY'RE UNDER THE GODDAM BEDS!

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Ministry of none of the talents.

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Is that your thumb, daddy, or mine? (god that sounds weird out of context)

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