Removing these from my phone part 26

Mar 22, 2026 11:08 PM

#5 To be fair to Yosef, I think "marginally got signed up for this" might be understating the case ... he was going to split (Matthew 1:18-25) but was visited by an angel in a dream so stayed.

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#16 looks like loss but mirrored

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Cool whip, lime jello packet, pineapple, shredded up angel food cake. Mix it together and thank me later.

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#7 So recently having learned that real people do cocaine (in my head it was just crime show characters)
Is this a cocaine reference?

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That's how I took it... started to hear it called a bag about 10-15ish years ago? Dunno when the term was actually coined tho, It was probably popular in usage at different times in different areas.

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#2 hallelujah!

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#12 my family had a cat like this when I was in my pre- and early teens. And yes, everybody else's toes but mine were spared of his freaky orinj ways.

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#1 Artificers

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#2 yea frosty the snow man just got a lot more metal

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#1 I worked with an engineer that made mysterious inductors for RF applications by slightly twisting wires. He was great at it, but he maintained that it was magic.

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#9 I just own it and tell people my farts don't stink and use it as proof

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#1 sauce

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It looks a lot more like an antenna I saw long ago made using genetic algorithms, and lo - it is still the first image in the article for such. I call BS on someone just randomly making it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_algorithm

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#1 Actually, this antenna was developed in the early 2000s by one of the frontrunners of what we now call AI. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolved_antenna#:~:text=The%20ST5%20mission%20successfully%20launched,and%20Dust%20Environment%20Explorer%20spacecraft.

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RE: #1 the first application of AI I ever saw - it was a very early kind of AI - was a sort of guided evolution program. It was garbage at anything complex but given very clear instructions and development parameters it could do impressive things. It rapidly iterated from a straight, plain piece of metal to a peculiarly bent piece of wire that, for a very specific frequency and expected range, was the best antenna ever made. And yeah, it looked like a bent paperclip.

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It looks like the Bluetooth icon a bit, but more skewed towards the power source

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#1 if I remember correctly, that antenna was one of the first big successes of machine learning. That's the kind of ai I can live with.

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#1 That one was designed by an evolutionary algorithm, iirc. It's one of the classic textbook examples.

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#32 Do orange jello, cool whip, cottage cheese, canned mandarin oranges, and either crushed or tidbit canned pineapple. Drain the oranges and pineapple to an excessive extent so the mouse sets up and doesn't turn into soup.

Sounds like nonsense slop, but I won't stop until the regret has already begun.

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#1 Nothing scientific felt quite as magical as the time I built a radio in physics class. The instructions that we were given produced a real, working radio that used no traditional power source; all of the power it needed to operate and produce sound was pulled from the radio waves it was operating on. It wasn't very loud, but it worked!

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#13 what now?

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I think "the Claims Adjuster" is one nickname for Luigi Mangione?

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Ahh okay, ty

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#5 but he wasn't staring at the sky, he was putting a tiny dead lizard into his mouth to bring it back to life and when he had putting it down Biff, his best friend, immediately smashed it with a stone so Jesus could put it back into his mouth to revive it again...fun games.

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Came down specifically to see if someone already recommended lamb - so good, according to Christians and atheists!

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I pretty much had to, it's my favorite book of my favorite author. And 8 year old Jesus was the perfect memory trigger šŸ˜…

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#1 For my electronics class the RF part stood out. I recall thinking how weird it was.

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#1 any truth to this?

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Do you an educate.
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The antenna is real. It was designed by computer, where the software would generate a bunch of antenna shapes and simulate them for a particular transmission. This was the best design.

Humans don’t exactly know why this design is so much better than others, or even if this is the best possible antenna… but it’s significantly better than what we designed on our own.

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#5 boy, if you think that’s wild, imagine how all Christians feel when they learn that the church split and wanted a man dead over ā€œtransubstantiationā€ and that’s how you learn that the church is insane and what you believed was obviously a metaphor for Christ’s body and blood is apparently considered legit real by the Catholic Church. That surprised me quite a bit. I even laughed at the argument made that church wafers turn into Jesus’ actual flesh after being blessed by an old guy.

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Their arguments for why you pray to saints instead is up there with the same levels of crazy.

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Lutherans believe that it's still literally bread and wine but you receive the Holy Spirit through it. That's at least a little more reasonable. Most or maybe all other Protestant denominations believe it's purely a symbolic thing and not actually necessary.

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There are two stories of how the creation happened in genesis. They contradict each other. Both are considered 100% canon.

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Which two stories are you talking about? I don't think this is an accurate representation of what the text says

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#5 Theology major here - many first and second hand accounts of Jesus' life weren't cannonized at Nicea because they didn't fit the narrative the council wanted to put forward.... and those gospels are a fun read. I recommend Thomas. IIRC, a child Jesus turns some kids to stone for making fun of him, among other hijynx.

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#3 then I remembered I thought it was so weird there was a place called wiener schnitzel’s and all they sold was hot dogs?

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If someone serves me a pizza with Kraft singles on it, someone is going to die.

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There's salami and green pepper underneath that cheese, too. FYI

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That's ok. The Kraft singles are not.

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If someone serves me a pizza with Kraft singles on it, I assume I've already died and I'm in Hell.

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#10 No! Fuck no, what do you think foreskin is? Or, worse yet, what does your dick look like that you think the foreskin somehow peels open the whole length of the dick? Ooof

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What if you stretched the foreskin so you could fold it back and double up along the whole thing, huh? What then?

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A hot dog is a de-gloved corn dog.

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Luigi is the most obvious patsy of the 21st century. I still don't understand how the imgur community, of all places, isn't saying it, just like when epstien didn't kill himself.

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He’s innocent

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The public at large isn't very bright. It's so obviously not the same dude lol

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I do have questions about the whole thing. But if he was a patsy I think he would have either been railroaded to a guilty verdict. Or killed in the showers by now. That being said I would love to be on the jury of that trial so it would end in a hung jury.

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If you have to be hung to be in that jury I'll never get in :(

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Honestly, as someone who has to do a lot of facial comparisons for work, I would not have considered the og photos to be a match to Luigi.

And the rest seems sus af too.

No part of me believes he's the guy, but I don't know whos responsible for the...misdirect.

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I literally had an argument over this with someone who couldn't accept that my stance was "Innocent until proven guilty, so I reserve judgement." And kept accusing me of praising extrajudicial killings.

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You could argue he was acting in defense of others.

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My stance is innocent until proven guilty, but I have no sympathy for people that have caused countless deaths and/or suffering through their "legal" actions.

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And then there are some extra judicial killings that i praise because the system is broken.

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#1

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AI slop

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Thank you for identifying yourself.

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Read the Rothammels Antenna Book https://rothammel.com/Rothammels-Antenna-Book
After some pages you know it's a Grimoire

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Will it work for am/fm radio? Does it have a name?

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This design is known as the NASA ST5 Evolved Antenna. While it is an engineering marvel, it won't work for standard AM/FM radio. It was evolved specifically for the X-band (around 8 GHz), where waves are centimeters long. AM/FM waves are massive—meters to kilometers long—requiring much larger structures. Using this tiny shape for FM would be like trying to catch a whale with a minnow net; the physics of resonance simply don't align across such different scales.

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My favorite example is a field programmable array evolved to detect the words "stop" and "go" (this was early 90s). The evolved circuit was 1 gate smaller than the best human engineers could build and had no clock. It did have 5 gates that were unconnected to the rest, but if you turned those off, the whole circuit didn't work anymore. Human engineers still have no idea how it works, why it works, or what those 5 extra gates do to keep it working.

Evo algorithms are the OG vibe coding.

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You got a source for that, chief?

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That sounds a lot like an AI making shit up.

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Thank you for identifying yourself.

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In this case it's right, at least about it being designed by an evolutionary algorithm. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolved_antenna

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Huh, how about that.

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Yeah. Imma need a real source on this & not just "what phrase is the most likely after this one".

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Is "AI Derangement Syndrome" a thing yet? I see this every day on imgur.

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You legitimize Trump Derangement Syndrome as a term that is valid when you appropriate it.

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Incorrect.

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#5 More Oily Josh lore:

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I kinda want a Jesus horror movie now. Would be very easy to make it look like omen.

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or maybe He didn't, because Luigi hentai isn't a sin. It's sad and pitiful, but not a sin.

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Jesus knows everything in the Epstein files and has seen nuclear bombs killing thousands.

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I've only heard the term "blasting rope" from this meme, but it lives inside me for eternity

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well, until you let it out, that is.

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blast it one might say

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