2136 pts ยท January 19, 2013
K hit me up when you're divorced too ;-) lmao I'll give you better shit to read.
Just realized you said wife, not ex wife haha oops! I guess divorce texts will have to wait.
???????????? I want to read the divorce texts pls.
One of the best books I've ever read.
fapception.
wat
Me too !
Wow I didn't even know imgur had an office. I thought you were just some guy in his parents basement who likes cats and Emma Watson.
That was MRW I told my mom that I'm pregnant.
are so pretty and expensive and they can wear a different one every day so they end up looking hotter after they get married than before.
Reminds me of orthodox jews, they are supposed to wear a wig or a cloth on their head after marriage for this same reason, but their wigs 1/
How. Did. You. Find. This.
I'm a Jew from Israel and I'm pale as fuck. IMO Jesus was white with a nice tan like most Israelis. Not blonde and blue eyed though.
I'm sorry, but Nazis aren't torturing and killing jews in the concentration camps anymore. Everyone knows that.
Do you really have to mention that it was abandoned?
LOL... gross.
He found... free acupuncture?
How long does it go on for till the end? ...It's been awhile.
That baby looks British as fuck.
I want to be that fox.
May the Schwartz be with you.
I enjoy huge penises as well.
I just don't wear underwear if there aren't any clean ones. It's easier.
It doesn't seem like something he would say. I need proof.
I want to upvote this a million times. Whenever I try to do this IRL nobody ever gets it.
Even I count money faster than that!
Gay men make me more unconfident because they're just so goddamn fabulous.
K hit me up when you're divorced too ;-) lmao I'll give you better shit to read.
Just realized you said wife, not ex wife haha oops! I guess divorce texts will have to wait.
???????????? I want to read the divorce texts pls.
One of the best books I've ever read.
fapception.
wat
Me too !
Wow I didn't even know imgur had an office. I thought you were just some guy in his parents basement who likes cats and Emma Watson.
That was MRW I told my mom that I'm pregnant.
are so pretty and expensive and they can wear a different one every day so they end up looking hotter after they get married than before.
Reminds me of orthodox jews, they are supposed to wear a wig or a cloth on their head after marriage for this same reason, but their wigs 1/
How. Did. You. Find. This.
I'm a Jew from Israel and I'm pale as fuck. IMO Jesus was white with a nice tan like most Israelis. Not blonde and blue eyed though.
I'm sorry, but Nazis aren't torturing and killing jews in the concentration camps anymore. Everyone knows that.
Do you really have to mention that it was abandoned?
LOL... gross.
He found... free acupuncture?
How long does it go on for till the end? ...It's been awhile.
That baby looks British as fuck.
I want to be that fox.
May the Schwartz be with you.
I enjoy huge penises as well.
I just don't wear underwear if there aren't any clean ones. It's easier.
It doesn't seem like something he would say. I need proof.
I want to upvote this a million times. Whenever I try to do this IRL nobody ever gets it.
Even I count money faster than that!
Gay men make me more unconfident because they're just so goddamn fabulous.