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2032 pts ยท March 31, 2012


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I just had a crash course on giving my cat liquid painkillers for his post-stomatitis surgery (He ain't got no teef no more). I envy you.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always wondered what the X from Metroid looked like

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My D&D setting has a giant treestump that's mesa-sized. It was cut down by a dragon who's older than the planet to prevent a barren world.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly that'll be a great garage piece when he grows out of it, you can tell everyone who comes over and embarrass the shit outta the kid.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see a train company completely missing a joke made by an nb person. And all of imgur getting whooshed.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Thanks! I'll make sure to try these!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what are your tips for getting an animal who has no desire to be social to socialize?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's bi, but in the opposite direction. Everyone attracted to you becomes bi now.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

That's how The Buried gets ya.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's be real here, if the mower didn't want to be doing it they wouldn't let the dog out while they cut the lawn.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of people had homes at the start of the pandemic and not at the end.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's an entire generation that got to reap the benefits of strong unions and economic growth and then we got on the bus as it was crashin

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I always suck at finding and removing the membrane.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I didn't have to live through leaded gasoline

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So if I want an abundance of cheap parts, I should buy a toyota camry

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good news! *Hands you a Glock* we're a hands on, learn-by-doing enterprise and your on the job training starts now!

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Math was blue. PE was Yellow, Science was green or black, purple was for weird subjects, English was white and I never used orange.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That try again part is the important one. I'm currently on a quest to make Belgian waffles as good as restaurant ones. It ain't easy.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna be real with you, ya gotta game twitch's system a bit to show up anywhere. I'd let it rock tbh.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro are you me? I had the exact same thing happen to me, except I start a week from tomorrow.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mmm. Machine oil.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Real question: why is the sun with horizontal lines on it such a hallmark of the 80s?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're below a certain wage level (like $29,999, maybe?), go to the IRS website and hunt around until you can find the free file option

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everyone go read about $0.10 beer night. Or go listen to the dollop podcast episode about it. You'll thank me later.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't get a dog above your pull strength.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

genuinely thought the first image was just jojo part 4.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can also just make a ring with a lip and make sure to get some good spin on them when you throw them.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aerofoils. My physics teacher in high school taught us to make them. They're a lot of fun.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pack everything like you assume a drunken 2 year old is going to chuck it off a counter and elbow drop it.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0