GameReaper88

17055 pts ยท December 18, 2013


I drink my Ginger Ale from a frosted beer mug.

Jokes on you sucker. I'm on a tablet.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you dont pay your graphic designer enough.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My wife stops after one. From masturbation and from sex.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I really wish it wouldnt be a total melt down if we just let everyone do whatever they wanted for like a year and see what happens.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was entered into a christian school at 4th grade. I had religion classes all through High School. I was only mad that I was graded on them

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saw it in theatre and they totes had it in.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cant get 5 pound shampoo bottles to stay put in my shower. All I see are burning tea lites falling onto a bather.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a girlfriend that would almost refuse to kiss during sex. An hour of sex and not a single smooch from her. I got over it pretty easy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But we are whores.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I have so much what.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have the strangest boner now...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wear flip flops until the rock salt flies.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just prep myself to kick whoever might attack me in the groin.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I bet they like apples.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I wish this is why the new guys at my past jobs made lots of mistakes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has a booger in the first frame.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only problem is our rent is going to triple when/if we move. lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ive got experience in a highly needed skilled trade and my wife is potentially being given a store in a high market area.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be Spike Spiegel. He's the best.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It may be our retirement home. Not sure how life is looking, we are in a transitional period where things could be blowing up in a good way.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like to learn Danish and German. Wife and I would love to move to Denmark.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are just fuckoff machines anyway. My graduating class had better grades than the 2010 crowd and we only had one computer lab.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have not. I don't really want to be a teacher. I dont even like job training people.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh honestly they could not have needed probably 50% of these computers. They even had carts with 40 laptops for each classroom.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I more want to make travel guides for random places, starting in my hometown which is kinda a craphole.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The PC's were not capable of running anything newer than XP. lol

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh right. Make money going on vacations?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They all had windows 2000 ME. Also I was wrong it was 2010.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make money by sitting at home and cleaning my house?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0